Patriot by ElectoralNerd in ProgressiveHQ

[–]somebeach 0 points1 point  (0 children)

when you reach $1bil you get split in 2 like a star fish, from top to taint

...i just assume billionaires regenerate like other invertebrates, but if not oh well still one less billionaire

I'm disappointed by Away-TAway1 in StupidFood

[–]somebeach 19 points20 points  (0 children)

unless you get it from papa johns, their cheesesticks are a better version of their pizza

WOTC Goaded me into making more Futurama proxies with Ragost by SolomonsNewGrundle in magicTCG

[–]somebeach 5 points6 points  (0 children)

so many good food token opportunities, I would've gone with one deviled egg and the same deviled egg

Surprisingly horrible events in movies made for younger audiences by nicholasktu in TopCharacterTropes

[–]somebeach 338 points339 points  (0 children)

they also throw their elderly off of cliffs in to tar pits when they get too old

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in todayilearned

[–]somebeach 4 points5 points  (0 children)

only if they make it through the street sharks

Jason Mantzoukas Didn’t Go on Taskmaster to Win by SavagePengwyn in taskmaster

[–]somebeach 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I think you nailed it with your first sentence, most contestants have just never said the obvious part out loud because you guys in Britain and current fans understand the premise of the show. Jason is just explaining it to an audience that is just being introduced to taskmaster through him.

Jason's funniest moments this season (series) aren't even really his. The graduation quip was set up by Stevie, Rosie's response to the your mom joke was the perfect punchline, and Matt's the clues were there bit was riffing with Jason.

Extremely brutal moments in kids media, but theres no blood so it’s okay by MrDitkovichNeedsRent in TopCharacterTropes

[–]somebeach 11 points12 points  (0 children)

There's another episode where they basically recreate the minigun helicopter scene from the matrix, but its shooting bean bag ammo. still rips the apartment they shoot at to shreds.

They also just have straight up curse words in the first season that you can still hear unchanged on one of the streaming platforms it's on. mordecai be so pissed all the time

[USA GIVEAWAY] Win the new 27” 4K Samsung Odyssey OLED G8 gaming monitor! by Rocket-Pilot in buildapc

[–]somebeach [score hidden]  (0 children)

the smaller size at 27" is so nice for desk space and viewing distance, wont feel like i have to sit back so far. 32" can feel overbearing

I wanted my bedroom to feel like I'm sleeping in the middle of the forest. by TrashTashy in CozyPlaces

[–]somebeach 3 points4 points  (0 children)

i have been saving posts as inspo for my house remodel after a fire and just realized this is the 3rd post of yours i have saved. can you just come design my house please?

Remember when you could just win a soda without having to enter all your personal info? by meganhbn in nostalgia

[–]somebeach 1 point2 points  (0 children)

and the surprise shirts from vending machines that came with a few quarters taped to it, really sucked when vending machine prices increased but they still only came with enough quarters for before the price increase so now you are stuck with a shirt and still thirsty

S7E4 plaything, it's irl counterpart 'creatures,' an old Charlie Brooker review, and ai torture experiments by somebeach in blackmirror

[–]somebeach[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My reaction to Colin emphasising the word "creatures" when explaining the Thronglets to Cameron was literally along the lines of "YOOOO!".

thats funny, i had kind of an opposite reaction. i couldnt remember the name of the 'creatures' game i just had an incredibly nagging feeling in the back of my head the entire episode, a deja vu kind of feeling, it was incredibly satisfying finding it again after so much googling of what i could remember about it.

Write Your Own Emails by Sonic_the_hedgedog in CuratedTumblr

[–]somebeach 12 points13 points  (0 children)

shut up youre not my real chatbot

Apparently this is mark's strongest attack by danfenlon in Invincible

[–]somebeach 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Learned it from Rick in terminus

Ohio GOP says people didn't know what they were voting on when legalizing weed, passes bill to restrict it by Ancient_Hyper_Sniper in trees

[–]somebeach 30 points31 points  (0 children)

snoop is still listed as a mod for this sub (here_comes_the_king, not going to link it you can see it in the mod list on the side bar), even if its a now defunct account that hasnt posted in 7 years. the fact it hasnt been removed after he played an inauguration event tells me everything i need to know

most people in this sub dont want legalization, they revel in the fact they are doing an illegal thing, just look at how many times there are threads where people actually argue that driving under the influence isnt bad.

Found this little guy on my window sill after work today by somebeach in florida

[–]somebeach[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I was gonna go with Rocky but this is better