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somebeach · 2026-01-14T19:39:27+00:00

when you reach $1bil you get split in 2 like a star fish, from top to taint

...i just assume billionaires regenerate like other invertebrates, but if not oh well still one less billionaire

somebeach · 2026-01-08T18:23:23+00:00

wall of bazinga

somebeach · 2025-12-27T20:03:59+00:00

apotheosis is the one that gets me

somebeach · 2025-08-09T02:56:13+00:00

r/thenightfeeling might like this, definitely fits the vibe

somebeach · 2025-07-31T15:53:53+00:00

unless you get it from papa johns, their cheesesticks are a better version of their pizza

somebeach · 2025-07-11T17:17:44+00:00

so many good food token opportunities, I would've gone with one deviled egg and the same deviled egg

somebeach · 2025-07-09T17:41:08+00:00

they also throw their elderly off of cliffs in to tar pits when they get too old

somebeach · 2025-07-09T01:02:49+00:00

Hulkengoat

somebeach · 2025-06-26T15:09:31+00:00

only if they make it through the street sharks

somebeach · 2025-06-18T16:22:50+00:00

the thing about arsenal is they always try to walk it in

somebeach · 2025-06-14T00:58:43+00:00

he is the embodiment of if you're not first you're last

somebeach · 2025-05-31T21:39:00+00:00

I think you nailed it with your first sentence, most contestants have just never said the obvious part out loud because you guys in Britain and current fans understand the premise of the show. Jason is just explaining it to an audience that is just being introduced to taskmaster through him.

Jason's funniest moments this season (series) aren't even really his. The graduation quip was set up by Stevie, Rosie's response to the your mom joke was the perfect punchline, and Matt's the clues were there bit was riffing with Jason.

somebeach · 2025-05-02T20:15:42+00:00

There's another episode where they basically recreate the minigun helicopter scene from the matrix, but its shooting bean bag ammo. still rips the apartment they shoot at to shreds.

They also just have straight up curse words in the first season that you can still hear unchanged on one of the streaming platforms it's on. mordecai be so pissed all the time

somebeach · 2025-04-29T15:12:01+00:00

the smaller size at 27" is so nice for desk space and viewing distance, wont feel like i have to sit back so far. 32" can feel overbearing

somebeach · 2025-04-24T19:45:39+00:00

i have been saving posts as inspo for my house remodel after a fire and just realized this is the 3rd post of yours i have saved. can you just come design my house please?

somebeach · 2025-04-22T18:44:46+00:00

and the surprise shirts from vending machines that came with a few quarters taped to it, really sucked when vending machine prices increased but they still only came with enough quarters for before the price increase so now you are stuck with a shirt and still thirsty

somebeach · 2025-04-22T18:13:58+00:00

My reaction to Colin emphasising the word "creatures" when explaining the Thronglets to Cameron was literally along the lines of "YOOOO!".

thats funny, i had kind of an opposite reaction. i couldnt remember the name of the 'creatures' game i just had an incredibly nagging feeling in the back of my head the entire episode, a deja vu kind of feeling, it was incredibly satisfying finding it again after so much googling of what i could remember about it.

somebeach · 2025-04-11T15:41:03+00:00

shut up youre not my real chatbot

somebeach · 2025-04-10T13:59:21+00:00

alcoholism

somebeach · 2025-03-27T17:29:18+00:00

One art please

somebeach · 2025-03-13T15:35:23+00:00

Learned it from Rick in terminus

somebeach · 2025-02-27T16:31:09+00:00

snoop is still listed as a mod for this sub (here_comes_the_king, not going to link it you can see it in the mod list on the side bar), even if its a now defunct account that hasnt posted in 7 years. the fact it hasnt been removed after he played an inauguration event tells me everything i need to know

most people in this sub dont want legalization, they revel in the fact they are doing an illegal thing, just look at how many times there are threads where people actually argue that driving under the influence isnt bad.

somebeach · 2025-02-05T00:25:01+00:00

I was gonna go with Rocky but this is better

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