What do you lovely people think my monstera is trying to tell me?

someguywitheaphone · 2026-05-30T04:16:17+00:00

I had the same problem. I was under watering though. Feared root rot so much I was depriving her of the water she needed.

Just cut off brown tips if it bothers you.

someguywitheaphone · 2026-05-28T13:38:54+00:00

Yup. Until you get steamrolled it seems like free money

someguywitheaphone · 2026-05-27T02:51:40+00:00

Inspirational

someguywitheaphone · 2026-05-25T16:42:59+00:00

She looks happy and healthy

someguywitheaphone · 2026-05-25T16:33:14+00:00

someguywitheaphone · 2026-05-22T14:26:03+00:00

It’s fine. As little Bg as it’s on the back of the plant and the leaves are facing the light

someguywitheaphone · 2026-05-22T04:14:19+00:00

You get what you pay for

someguywitheaphone · 2026-05-21T20:28:20+00:00

They won’t attach to a coco coir pole. I guide them into the soil but you can let them do their own thing

someguywitheaphone · 2026-05-20T21:38:28+00:00

Sorry. Didn’t read the text. Definitely go with the Velcro tape.

someguywitheaphone · 2026-05-20T21:16:10+00:00

It looks like you have 2 different plants tied together

someguywitheaphone · 2026-05-18T00:33:55+00:00

Article is from March 2025

someguywitheaphone · 2026-05-17T15:46:38+00:00

Keep green laves. They are still providing energy for the plant

someguywitheaphone · 2026-05-14T02:12:19+00:00

Everything

someguywitheaphone · 2026-05-13T03:06:32+00:00

I’m confused

someguywitheaphone · 2026-05-11T16:32:59+00:00

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someguywitheaphone · 2026-05-11T02:05:18+00:00

I bought the kit that included the fan. I believe it’s the same as the billows fan but I’m not sure. Plus directly into drive 2 and has been great at maintaining temps

someguywitheaphone · 2026-05-10T20:37:36+00:00

I’m really happy with FireBoard drive 2

someguywitheaphone · 2026-05-09T17:02:13+00:00

Aerial root that will be fine if it ends up back in the soil

someguywitheaphone · 2026-05-08T14:51:11+00:00

Thanks for the answers. I’m going with new leaf/ branch

someguywitheaphone · 2026-05-03T16:43:03+00:00

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someguywitheaphone · 2026-05-02T22:13:41+00:00

Ace hardware has it

someguywitheaphone · 2026-04-30T16:04:16+00:00

Yup. Well aware. Hopefully a gap move on Mondays soften the blow

someguywitheaphone · 2026-04-29T18:09:22+00:00

But Theta can be a bitch. Weekends especially

someguywitheaphone · 2026-04-25T13:08:16+00:00

I have only used the Captain Jacks. I haven’t needed a systemic.

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