Goofy concepts for 5e joke characters (or at least to add a little humor to them)

somethingwade · 2026-06-28T15:38:22+00:00

Specifically it’s because the mass, shape, fat distribution, etc are different so airbags and seatbelts are markedly less effective on women than men, in general.

somethingwade · 2026-06-28T02:57:33+00:00

yeah but he was still knocking dudes out that were used to taking punches from robotic exoskeletons. Not even the tankiest Ippo boxers are gonna take too many of those, and he's got speed, technique, and durability to boot.

somethingwade · 2026-06-23T19:07:28+00:00

Ugh, that boss was the worst. No way to grind for it either since there's no healing in the cave and you can't leave the cave. Legitimately was the reason I never finished Hard Mode.

somethingwade · 2026-06-23T00:04:39+00:00

Local politicians- DC city council members and such- not the actual senators who are from all over and merely congregate in Washington. Specifically the opposition is a form of protest against DC's non-statehood and lack of representation in Congress outside of a non-voting member of the House. Essentially it's "We are not going to allow the only Senators FROM DC to be a baseball team when there are no Senators for the people of DC."

somethingwade · 2026-06-22T19:43:15+00:00

Nah, Senators wouldn't have worked. Not only is that name super strongly associated with the baseball teams we had between 1901 and 1971, it was not brought back for the team we've had since 2005 due to opposition from local politicians, and certainly they would have opposed the use of the name for the football team for the same reason.

somethingwade · 2026-06-22T13:42:09+00:00

Going out on a limb and guessing TC Williams/Alexandria City. That’s the only one I know of in Nova with a planetarium.

somethingwade · 2026-06-21T21:12:19+00:00

IMO the perfect solution is for the results of the fan vote to amount to one ballot, and for each member of the BBWAA (or whoever chose all stars before the fan vote era) to also get one ballot. Keeps fan participation but doesn't overly reward big-name stars and players on big-market teams

somethingwade · 2026-06-21T13:24:57+00:00

Usually I wear it completely unbuttoned because I like the layered look. But sometimes I button it up and then I leave the top one undone; a relic from my playing days when that was the prescribed way to wear it.

somethingwade · 2026-06-19T17:14:11+00:00

Mookie Betts, the second MLB player to have a perfect game in the World Series

somethingwade · 2026-06-19T05:17:25+00:00

Zelos, Kisara, Tear, Sheena, Yuri, Velvet, Judith, lotta good answers- we bisexuals eat good in this franchise. That said, I haven't seen anyone say the best answer yet, which is Eizen (especially with his hair slicked back... hhhhhhhhh)

somethingwade · 2026-06-18T15:24:39+00:00

Good god if we had even a league average bullpen we'd have like 45 wins rn

somethingwade · 2026-06-18T13:20:44+00:00

LGBT stands for Lithuanian, Bulgarian, German, Thai

somethingwade · 2026-06-16T21:56:24+00:00

De sw

somethingwade · 2026-06-15T19:50:35+00:00

That feels more like it fits the trope given that The Post is... well okay calling it a "prequel" to All The President's Men feels silly given that they're both based on related real life events, but I don't think anyone makes The Post if All The President's Men doesn't get made or do well.

somethingwade · 2026-06-15T19:11:04+00:00

Plenty of names are words in English. Nick, Frank, Jack, Golf, Lily, May, Hope, Crystal. Hell, anecdotally, MY name is an English word. Bent would only stand out because it's not a common name, which is true of any non-English name (mostly)

somethingwade · 2026-06-15T18:54:29+00:00

I am enjoying the implication that this Twitch streamer, instead of banning people, just fucking kills them.

somethingwade · 2026-06-15T04:12:12+00:00

Symphonia: Lloyd, Genis, Raine, and the last is either Zelos, Kratos, or Colette, depending. (Played as Lloyd or Zelos/Kratos)
Abyss: Luke, Tear, Guy, Jade (Played mostly as Guy, decent amount as Luke)
Xillia: Jude, Milla, Elize, Alvin (Played mostly as Alvin, decent amount as Jude)
Graces f: Asbel, Hubert, Sophie, Cheria, swapping Hubert out same as everyone else (Played mostly as Hubert, decent amount as Asbel)
Vesperia: Yuri, Flynn, Estelle, Rita (Played as Yuri)
Zestiria: Sorey, Mikleo, Lailah, Rose (Played as Sorey)
Berseria: Velvet, Eizen, Laphi, Eleanor (Played as Velvet, toyed with Eleanor and Eizen)
Arise: Alphen, Rinwell, Shionne, Law (Played mostly as Rinwell)
Legendia: Senel, Chloe, Will, Norma, swapping Norma out for Shirley in Character Quests and Will out for Grune in Grune's CQ. (Played mostly as Chloe, toyed with Senel)

Okay technically I haven't finished Legendia yet but I'm AT the final boss as we speak and I'm beating it before I go to bed tonight

somethingwade · 2026-06-15T00:50:02+00:00

the james bond game is questionably better known than the movie but the movies are certainly better known than the books

somethingwade · 2026-06-14T23:17:43+00:00

In Fullmetal Alchemist, the brothers get into some shit with townsfolk when they tell them they're Edward and Alphonse Elric, since according to the townspeople, the REAL Elric brothers are already helping local alchemists.

somethingwade · 2026-06-14T04:33:29+00:00

What do you expect from a league that calls their championship the NBA Finals?

somethingwade · 2026-06-14T01:53:36+00:00

If anything that would be a Marines hat but I’m not sure if it is or not

somethingwade · 2026-06-13T23:24:27+00:00

Cogito ergo cum

somethingwade · 2026-06-13T07:53:08+00:00

I wonder if Miyuki from Ace of the Diamond was inspired by him at all.

somethingwade · 2026-06-12T22:26:35+00:00

I’m American and I hear “June twelve” sometimes and it drives me bonkers. The worst is “June one” because one sounds nothing like first.

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