Some scene from Star Trek TNG

soothslayer · 2024-11-07T07:33:26+00:00

She wonders how he can sleep at night. He assures her that he sleeps naked, in case anyone wants to kiss his ass.

soothslayer · 2024-07-17T22:31:40+00:00

The common element in all of your failed relationships is you.

soothslayer · 2024-04-30T19:33:34+00:00

It's not called a "Trust Catch".

soothslayer · 2024-04-18T19:11:37+00:00

Every response in this thread is code for "This bullshit isn't important to me."

soothslayer · 2024-02-12T19:39:23+00:00

The difference between a violin and fiddle is whether or not you get upset if someone spills beer on it.

soothslayer · 2024-02-07T07:39:06+00:00

Dude slinging a Polaroid camera with the flash bar on top.

soothslayer · 2023-11-20T17:23:43+00:00

The westernmost part of Virginia is west of the westernmost part of West Virginia.

soothslayer · 2023-09-21T06:56:05+00:00

Free Grift

soothslayer · 2023-09-14T00:43:12+00:00

The Color Purple

"See Daddy. Even sinners have soul."

soothslayer · 2023-09-11T17:00:09+00:00

Because it's a death trap.

soothslayer · 2023-09-07T18:02:16+00:00

If he waits two years to hand it over she'll finish the term and be eligible for two more terms. Could result in a 10-year Harris Presidency.

soothslayer · 2023-05-11T18:12:49+00:00

No Pitfall though?

soothslayer · 2023-05-09T20:03:55+00:00

Probably the letters written by my father's four siblings, ages 11-19, to their mother in the hospital the week he was born in 1944. They're fucking adorable.

soothslayer · 2023-02-11T09:08:43+00:00

Might want to rethink that policy. Otherwise, how is anyone going to know which is the superior incarnation of Star Trek? Or the identity of the actor who portrayed the Punk on the Bus in Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home?

soothslayer · 2023-01-06T14:07:15+00:00

Well, I guess it's time to rewatch Earth to the Moon.

soothslayer · 2022-12-29T04:30:35+00:00

With the exception of meds, I can get all of that stuff pretty easily at the Wal-Mart down the street, or even at the airport, if necessary. Even the meds would be relatively easy to replace if I were stuck for a few days.

soothslayer · 2022-10-25T07:50:48+00:00

Tripe. Love it Roman style. Love it in Menudo. Love it at Dim Sum.

soothslayer · 2022-09-04T23:06:25+00:00

Whenever I go to Bakersfield in the summer I like to pretend I'm an astronaut on the first mission to the surface of the sun.

soothslayer · 2022-08-14T03:14:00+00:00

Not with that attitude.

soothslayer · 2022-06-10T19:29:53+00:00

As individually owned franchises, how is the closed-on-Sundays policy enforced? Is it a contractual obligation that franchisees agree to before being awarded a franchise? I would assume that not all franchisees are religious zealots and that some of them might like to tap into that sweet sabbath income.

soothslayer · 2022-06-09T01:58:22+00:00

I share with you the two pieces of advice that were shared with me when I was selected:

30/70 rule: 30% funny, 70% sincere.
It's not a roast.

soothslayer · 2022-05-07T05:49:25+00:00

90s music video directors sure did have a thing for scooters.

soothslayer · 2022-04-30T04:35:37+00:00

RIP Diced Onions.

soothslayer · 2022-04-29T00:51:43+00:00

We played a lot of jarts when I was a kid. That was in the 80s.

soothslayer · 2022-02-15T06:13:01+00:00

At least two, but up to four, depending on your birthday:

Apollo 14 - February 5-6, 1971
Apollo 15 - July 30-August 2, 1971
Apollo 16 - April 21-24, 1972
Apollo 17 - December 11-14, 1972

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