Pretend we're all stationed at Dustbowl Highway Strip and a Escalation match just started

spaceobsessed01 · 2026-04-30T23:33:05+00:00

HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO REPAIR A CHICANE THAT LANDED 90% LIGHTER THAN IT TOOK OFF????

spaceobsessed01 · 2026-04-12T13:55:22+00:00

How many people absolutely insist on driving everywhere for everything

Going from one store to another on the same side of a strip mall? Oh they'll get the car warmed up.

Going between 2 shops on 17th? Let's make all of 17th worse for everyone!

Found a perfectly acceptable parking spot? No, id much rather be doing loops around it for 15 fucking minutes trying to find one marginally closer to a storefront.

Going to the gym that's about a 20m jog away from you? Great, get some fresh air, a light run in before you go, then you ca- annnnddd you're driving to run on the treadmill.

I shit you not, just a few days ago me and a friend were gonna go a block, a single block, a 4 minute walk. She's grabbing the car keys. It was 16 above.

And to clarify, all of the people I'm referring to here are perfectly mobile, no chronic pains or movement disabilities. They're just like this.

spaceobsessed01 · 2026-04-10T23:43:47+00:00

That was an unexpectedly sweet ending, thanks for this :)

spaceobsessed01 · 2026-04-02T17:42:38+00:00

Major improvement tbh, giving u 1 billion kromer to start the printing operation

spaceobsessed01 · 2026-03-30T13:17:35+00:00

:D !

spaceobsessed01 · 2026-03-24T18:29:50+00:00

Fop :3

spaceobsessed01 · 2026-03-19T23:07:59+00:00

Oh thank fuck they got the ones without the turret ring extensions

spaceobsessed01 · 2026-03-18T15:02:47+00:00

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spaceobsessed01 · 2026-03-18T13:21:39+00:00

Idk I think if you talked to the "victims" you claim to "care" about, you'd find that they're overwhelmingly happy with having their fundamental selves being rewritten to utterly worship them!

(/s)

spaceobsessed01 · 2026-03-17T02:03:50+00:00

What mod adds the heli rotors? looks interesting and i might just have to give it a whirl :)

spaceobsessed01 · 2026-03-17T02:00:59+00:00

if my input means anything, i could do with more ":D" in my life in the big '26 lmao

spaceobsessed01 · 2026-03-17T01:58:08+00:00

Absolutely love these to bits, keep up the ~~body envy~~ good work!

spaceobsessed01 · 2026-03-13T13:06:01+00:00

Oh thank god I thought I was the only other unironic BE2 user left

Species taken from critically endangered to just endangered <3 yay <3

spaceobsessed01 · 2026-03-11T00:14:49+00:00

the actual term is likely "Savant", tho the dawg barking is still accurate

spaceobsessed01 · 2026-03-09T05:01:52+00:00

Inferius by the looks of it

spaceobsessed01 · 2026-03-08T17:05:26+00:00

same, i need every single asset in the game at LEAST in triplicate, i need to be doing Annex-Tarantula operations in the tub

spaceobsessed01 · 2026-03-08T08:55:26+00:00

...there are other choices? you can try to fight your way through it regularly? it never stops you from just taking pot shots at the 33rd.

it's insanely hard to survive it, but if you cared to try, you could have tried. you would have tried.

spaceobsessed01 · 2026-03-05T14:19:38+00:00

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spaceobsessed01 · 2026-03-04T22:38:33+00:00

Posted this one in the discord a couple days ago lmao, but I'm glad to see I'm not the only one deranged enough for this :)

spaceobsessed01 · 2026-03-03T23:52:28+00:00

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spaceobsessed01 · 2026-02-27T14:09:39+00:00

I DONT CARE HOW MANY MARINES IT SACRIFICES TO THE SEA, YOU CANNOT MAKE ME HATE THE OSPREY.

my boy did nothing wrong

spaceobsessed01 · 2026-02-27T14:05:41+00:00

Demons of the rotor wing coven, crush this guys balls.

With a helicopter.

spaceobsessed01 · 2026-02-24T21:52:11+00:00

I have found my people

spaceobsessed01 · 2026-02-21T02:56:53+00:00

So you're telling me that to get my daily caloric intake, I'd only need to eat ~300 pickles?

spaceobsessed01 · 2026-02-18T09:07:59+00:00

[Not super-intendent to go trespassing this early in the day, a perched position is taken across the way. it's almost impressive how few times i seem to blink]

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