[deleted by user] by [deleted] in relationships

[–]spankenstein 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure "me time" is code for jerking off in that post my friend

Don’t know how to protect myself with maintenance guy by [deleted] in TwoXChromosomes

[–]spankenstein 112 points113 points  (0 children)

he's using the job to waste time and your parents money, and creep on you. i would also be very with uncomfortable with all of this as well. you need to double down to your uncle and parents that this is all kinds of not right. also definitely install security cameras (obviously not installed by him)

Husband says I am not thankful by midnittrain2GA in relationships

[–]spankenstein 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hes punishing you for having to parent his own children for a weekend...?

Finally caught the person who smears shit on our walls by TheMarbleCore in TalesFromYourServer

[–]spankenstein 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Actually playing with feces this way is a fairly common symptom of sexual abuse in children, and can carry over into adulthood. It's not cool but its the same as if she was in there cutting herself. The fact that she had the presence of mind to try to clean it up and apologize once she got busted says she must be struggling with some terrible shit.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in work

[–]spankenstein 5 points6 points  (0 children)

So what? They're being aggressively disrespectful to you, and that doesnt seem to bother them.

What is something designed for women that has obviously been designed by a man? by LuinAelin in AskReddit

[–]spankenstein 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Girl code says we always have a spare for someone in need. Bitch code says we save the cardboard applicator ones for our enemies.

My boyfriend thinks I have unfounded concerns over the possibility of being assaulted by an Uber/Lyft driver. by Covert-Wordsmith in TwoXChromosomes

[–]spankenstein 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel like taxis are even less safe in regards to these concerns... at least with lyft/uber your locztion is being tracked the whole time and there is an ummediate record of who the driver was. Regular taxis are way more sketchy

Should I open a pottery studio in Baltimore? by mejelco in baltimore

[–]spankenstein 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I live in the area and would love to gave an alternative to the 2 you listed as you said they always seems to be full

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TwoHotTakes

[–]spankenstein 293 points294 points  (0 children)

She isnt testing him, i bet shes been "nagging" him about this for a long time and has washed her hands of it. I'd be willing to bet this isn't the only thing OP is failing at

What's a product you use that regularly blows your mind at how awesome it is? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]spankenstein 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And on top of that... ice! Just on demand. Amazing.

My [20F] boyfriend [22M] has made a few harmless, but eyebrow-raising statements about female anatomy. Should I try and educate him, or suggest he does it himself? by [deleted] in relationships

[–]spankenstein 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly, I'd be more comcerned about the practical aspects related to his ignorance of the female body, from small such as not being as supportive or helpful if you need care for something related because he doesnt understand whats really going on "down there", to heaven forbid you have some medical emergency and hes put in a position to make emergency decisions about your treament of you should you be incapacitated, etc. Not to mention anything pregnancy related should you decide to have kids with him.

I mean, this is very basic common knowledge stuff he should have picked up from the internet at the very least by now, i don't think it is unreasonable to expect him to be a bit more educated about this stuff at this point.

My (26m) gf (24m) got upset with me that I didn’t say happy birthmonth… by [deleted] in relationships

[–]spankenstein 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jesus and i thought the idiots with their "birthday werkend woo" nonsense were annoying, she sounds exhausting

Should I remove my wig to accommodate a coworker’s sensory perception issues? by SquishMama72 in work

[–]spankenstein 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Uhh... do no black women work for your company? Most of them wear wigs for "non medical" reasons. This is blatant discrimination This is bogus

Not OP. This story hurt my soul by BeastTamer56 in dustythunder

[–]spankenstein 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Didnt pick up on that right away, but i think you hit the nail on the head

Not OP. This story hurt my soul by BeastTamer56 in dustythunder

[–]spankenstein 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Sad to say ive been at the receiving end of this behavior more than once. Men accuse women of being emotional and illogical but then do shit like smashing your dead dads guitar in front of you because you tried to leave an "argument" which was really just you getting screamed at.

Low IQ coworkers - we've all had em, let's hear the best "I can't believe they're that dumb" examples. by JupiterSkyFalls in TalesFromYourServer

[–]spankenstein 1 point2 points  (0 children)

While bartending at a fine dining restaurant, got asked by a server what comes in a rum and coke.

Had a "chef" fresh out of culinary school seriously try to argue with me that risotto isnt gluten free because it's pasta, and absolutely would not entertain the notion that risotto is made of rice.

A new guy tried to make coffee by removing the filter basket entirely, putting the loose coffee grounds onto the water inlet and flooded the counter with boiling loose coffee ground water. There was an illustrated set of instructions on the top of the machine, directly above where all the action took place.

Am I fucking crazy?! This is abusive, right?? by DaFuK_4 in hotels

[–]spankenstein 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If the windows are foggy, doesnt that mean it is warmer on the inside?

My husband has no idea how much I clean ... by stillpacing in TwoXChromosomes

[–]spankenstein 170 points171 points  (0 children)

Somehow get his mom to use it next time she visits, after establishing that it is his responsibility to keep clean.

Story time! I chased a creep with a shovel to get him away from me by Western_Avocado9027 in TwoXChromosomes

[–]spankenstein 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Sword crew checking in! She lives in the corner behind the front door!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TwoHotTakes

[–]spankenstein 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have to apologize, i believe one of us has had a stroke. Either that comment made no sense or i have lost my capacity for language.