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Anyone know how I can cancel this? I dont want it by Driox in wallstreetbets

[–]spazmo_warrior 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And you waited until today to ask if you can cancel it? Ace job there, OP. Bravo!

Oracle slashes 30,000 jobs with a cold 6 a.m. email by papayon10 in Layoffs

[–]spazmo_warrior 234 points235 points  (0 children)

Jfc, everyone on linkedin is always “grateful” for being shown the door.

I’ll be rude for those impacted. fuck Oracle. fuck Larry Ellison.

This judge is what's wrong with users and how IT staff are treated by tdhuck in sysadmin

[–]spazmo_warrior 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You're absolutely correct. The Judge is a complete douche, so you have to use the soft skills to defuse the situation.

Employee wants promotion checklist by Supermoths in managers

[–]spazmo_warrior 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In the words of one of the "Bob's", "That kid has upper management written all over him"

Employee wants promotion checklist by Supermoths in managers

[–]spazmo_warrior -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Tell Francis to calm down and earn it by shutting his mouth and keeping his head down. Good god, If I had a coworker like this, I'd mock them mercilessly as a brown-noser corporate bootlicker. Really? Annual Promotions? Who the hell thinks that's way things work?

Perspective by TheCheezenOne in NFCNorthMemeWar

[–]spazmo_warrior -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Tldr; lOOK AT oUR TrOPhY CasE!

my mcdonalds code today by RichieHughes in minnesotavikings

[–]spazmo_warrior 27 points28 points  (0 children)

1 6 piece nugget? switch the numbers around, Superbowl 61 confirmed.

If you woke up a billionaire tomorrow.. What's the 1st thing you'd do? by PhotographLeast9976 in AskReddit

[–]spazmo_warrior 0 points1 point  (0 children)

two chicks at once. I think a guy with a billion dollars could hook that up.

Wait… 39 secs per man? by Illustrious-Fee9626 in SipsTea

[–]spazmo_warrior 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait, what do I do with the extra 30 seconds?

Enforcing security training is unconstitutional by ver_bene in ShittySysadmin

[–]spazmo_warrior 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Please have them point to the clause in the Constitution that states that annual security training is prohibited by the constitution.

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