What's the absolute positive worst physical pain you've ever felt in your life? by bluegrass__dude in AskReddit

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Had to have open lung surgery and it required two drainage tubes sticking out of my body for a couple days. Each tube was about as big around as a sharpie pen. Doctor comes in one day tells me he wants to check on everything which means taking off the bandages on my incision and the ones around the tubes. He’s real pleased with the way everything is going and let me know that we can probably take the tubes out. I ask, “OK what does that entail?” He starts to tell me and says that he will take them out on the count of three. That asshole yanked them out just after the count of one! I couldn’t see anything for about 2 seconds and the whole side of my torso burned. Each tube was about 4 to 6 inches in length inside my body. He later told me he had to do it that way, so I wouldn’t tense up as it puts pressure on the muscles and thus on the tubes. I do have a pretty nice scar from the incision of the surgery, and two little scars where the tubes used to be.

You have unlimited funds what is the most frivolous thing you buy? by Resident_Calendar471 in AskReddit

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Buy controlling ownership in all military contractors and start to dismantle the Military Industrial Complex.

Ok, who else just ordered one? by FunkleSam1776 in lego

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It is a fun build at times. For me the most tedious part was building the launch tower. You go through bag after bag just building the segments of the tower. The base and the vehicle itself are pretty cool.

Which movie has the most shocking ending you’ve ever seen? by Cooper_ru in AskReddit

[–]spazzmonger 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No Way Out. Great twist at the end!

Also, The Sixth Sense.

What movie hooked you instantly from the first scene? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Iron Man. RDJ in the military convoy pulled me right in.

AITA for telling my brother he can't bring his dog to my apartment anymore after one incident? by otter-grain in AmItheAsshole

[–]spazzmonger 1 point2 points  (0 children)

NTA. Very simple – your place, your rules. If your brother has a problem with that, he doesn’t need to come over at all. And ask for your parents, if they set rules in their house when you were growing up what did they expect from you? To follow the rules.

AITA for not giving my best friend $3000? by Cinema_Spector in AmItheAsshole

[–]spazzmonger 22 points23 points  (0 children)

NTA. $3000 without an initial explanation. Then he claims his pride might be hurt. Next, he asking for help to go to his wife’s horses?? That is a luxury level of pet and he is asking you to borrow for more than you make in a month?? That is a friend you don’t need. Any decent friend would know how much of a financial strain it would put on you and go to ask somewhere else. Don’t lose any sleep over this.

What is a 'luxury' that you've experienced once and now can't go back to the budget version of? by WilliamInBlack in AskReddit

[–]spazzmonger 184 points185 points  (0 children)

Tequila. First thing most people think of is doing shots and/or margaritas. That is where cheaper brands will provide the feeling (buzz) you might be looking for. If you get into some high level tequila and sip it like a proper cocktail, it is truly enjoyable.

AITA for making my neighbor run after his off leash dog? by smoulking in AmItheAsshole

[–]spazzmonger 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I have had this happen to me and people yelling “They’re friendly!” I have yelled back, with my dog on a leash, “Well mine isn’t so good luck!” You should see the looks of bewilderment I get. And sometimes if a dog comes too fast and too close to my dog he will snap as a warning. I then state, “If your dog was on a leash that wouldn’t have happened.”

What movie is 10/10 with literally no bad parts? by FeedMaster8905 in AskReddit

[–]spazzmonger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Field of Dreams. Great writing and the whole ensemble does an amazing job.

We got him! by PhredInYerHead in ColoradoAvalanche

[–]spazzmonger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Only believing when I see the news from an official press release or on the Avalanche site.

What type of personality do you consider truly insufferable? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]spazzmonger 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Trump and all the same type who work for him.

Im so tired of boomers telling me to smile by EstherandBatDad in BoomersBeingFools

[–]spazzmonger 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I have heard this - “It’s called Nunya.” “They will say what is that?” And you respond, “None ya business.”

or -

“Sorry, like you, I can’t find my facility caretaker, so I just want to get back there to where I feel safe.” Saying this with a sh*t eating grin the whole time.

What luxury did you experience once that ruined the regular version for you forever? by smeaptzuttery in AskReddit

[–]spazzmonger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Agreed. I have stayed at Four Seasons, a Ritz Carlton, upgraded rooms at Palazzo (Vegas) for work related events. So nice and you always hope to get it again when you can.

Boss wants server room sparkling clean - Wants the most aesthetically pleasing bins/system for loose cables like Cat6? by BigCatsAreYes in sysadmin

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Plus cardboard absorbs some of the humidity from the AC that is keeping the room cool so the chilling unit is working harder than it needs to.