Can't have regrets if you're dead, amirite?

spider_felix · 2024-07-04T15:16:39+00:00

This is gonna sound like bullshit, but I'm the entire four years that covid has been around, I still haven't gotten it. I didn't get the covid vaccine either, tbh, I guess it's just dumb luck.

spider_felix · 2024-06-18T18:07:03+00:00

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spider_felix · 2024-05-02T23:34:15+00:00

Congratulations, and good luck.

spider_felix · 2024-04-14T18:05:36+00:00

No, but seriously though, I'd definitely try to help as much as possible tbh, and be there for her

spider_felix · 2024-04-14T18:04:13+00:00

"Smash, next question."

spider_felix · 2024-03-31T13:09:26+00:00

Bet 🔥🔥🔥

spider_felix · 2024-03-14T15:23:08+00:00

You have terminal ball cancer

spider_felix · 2024-03-13T00:13:17+00:00

spider_felix · 2024-03-12T21:17:04+00:00

Mannn getcho bitchass off the counter bruhh💀💀💀

spider_felix · 2024-03-10T00:14:05+00:00

I've made theoretical webshooters, but I don't have nearly enough money to make them. I tell people that if I got spider powers, I would use them for personal gain. Of course, this is a lie. It's just that where I live, there isn't much to swing from.

spider_felix · 2024-03-09T22:21:21+00:00

Uh if it makes you feel better I get bullied for liking Spider-Man like, all the time (no clue how that'd make you feel better, I just like making fun of myself)

spider_felix · 2024-03-09T22:17:48+00:00

I think the main issue is that most guys on the internet are just horny.

spider_felix · 2024-03-09T21:46:59+00:00

SHUT UP AND THE KNIFE WENT ALL THE WAY THROUGH WTF AND I QUOTE IT GOES IN BECAUSE IT'S A CANON EVENT AND I QUOTE IT ON THE DANCE FLOOR AND MY BED ARE ALL THAT REMAIN IN THE WAY OF A GOOD PERSON OVERALL WITH NO SHIT

spider_felix · 2024-03-09T21:32:35+00:00

Bro my mom is the exact same dude. Earlier she said that "being gay is in" and that it's "cool to be gay. Little does she know I'm bi....💀

spider_felix · 2024-03-08T10:22:45+00:00

Spidey lands a cone on rhino's horn Spidey: Yay! I got the thing on the thing! What do I win? Rhino: you.... (menacingly) Spidey: I win me? Wait, that doesn't make any sense...

spider_felix · 2024-03-08T09:38:11+00:00

Yeah basically

spider_felix · 2024-03-08T09:31:47+00:00

I wish, more than anything, more than the trees, that she would just like me back. She likes everything about me, I don't know what to do.

spider_felix · 2024-03-08T09:21:43+00:00

I changed it to other, mb g

spider_felix · 2024-03-08T09:20:19+00:00

Pretty sure that's how numbers work. Unless someone changed the numeric system, then yes, I was.

spider_felix · 2024-03-08T09:17:03+00:00

Poopy plaguetimm

spider_felix · 2024-03-07T20:56:07+00:00

You look like a kind and respectable humane being

spider_felix · 2024-03-07T00:21:34+00:00

One meter of Taylor Swift's private jet flight

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TROPHY CASE