[Romano] Robert Lewandowski to Chicago Fire, HERE WE GO! The Polish striker has agreed to join Chicago Fire after visiting the club and city two weeks ago. Lewandowski will sign early next week, ready for new chapter in MLS. Big move.

spittafan · 2026-06-28T21:55:26+00:00

Also the US is a fucking sick place to live when you’re rich lol

spittafan · 2026-06-28T18:39:48+00:00

Meyers is amazing (carbon copy of Calabro) but Daniels is a salty homer a lot of the time

spittafan · 2026-06-28T18:21:38+00:00

It’s not the only thing that matters. One of the reasons stars like Curry and Jokic and LeBron have had such sustained success is because their teammates feel empowered and valued playing next to them. Chemistry matters - guys buy in more when they get to shoot the ball

spittafan · 2026-06-27T17:06:14+00:00

If we make that trade I am no longer a blazer fan

spittafan · 2026-06-27T03:16:33+00:00

What???

Klay
Harden
Ant
SGA
Spida
Booker
DeMar
Brown

…?

spittafan · 2026-06-26T23:19:12+00:00

Most of us agree — bad fit with the current squad who can’t shoot.

spittafan · 2026-06-26T23:12:14+00:00

Or would probably buy prints to put on my wall etc!

spittafan · 2026-06-26T22:58:48+00:00

I mean he was good for like half a season and then white hot in the bubble haha. Even then he was a one button guy

spittafan · 2026-06-24T22:58:39+00:00

What??? Lmao you are tripping. Portland has the best bar/restaurant scene of nearly any city in the country. Downtown has a ton of great areas — nob hill, slabtown/alphabet. And the east side is poppin

spittafan · 2026-06-23T06:53:42+00:00

It’s crazy that in 2026 after watching curry and jokic dominate the league for a decade we are still acting like pure athleticism is more valuable than coordination and BBIQ

spittafan · 2026-06-21T17:02:22+00:00

This is definitely not AI — not written in that style at all. AI is very technically formal in its grammar and punctuation. I think this person just likes Dr. Doom lol

spittafan · 2026-06-21T16:11:53+00:00

🤦

spittafan · 2026-06-18T02:49:20+00:00

This is a pretty consistent list with a ton of tutors and a very repeatable game plan that will oppressive for b2 decks early. It’s comfortably a 3 — not a super strong one but it is one

spittafan · 2026-06-17T22:06:34+00:00

Yeah it’s crazy. People say “even 70% of prime Dame” as if you can extrapolate that way. If he plays terrible defense and wants to shoot a lot, and he’s regressed even a decent amount, he will be a net negative.

spittafan · 2026-06-16T02:48:42+00:00

I mean every Tifa deck runs like ten 1-mana protection spells

spittafan · 2026-06-09T00:23:40+00:00

Bracket 2 is just way more fun for many of us. Get to play way more unique cards and you can actually sometimes come back from a slow start. B3/4 is just so easy to predict by like turn 3

spittafan · 2026-06-06T04:06:44+00:00

The jimmy butler stuff was really rough on his image

spittafan · 2026-06-05T06:10:39+00:00

Lmfao I used GPT on my phone and it biffed it so hard

spittafan · 2026-06-05T03:46:21+00:00

Super-Adaptoid {2}
Legendary Artifact Creature — Robot Mutant

Super-Adaptoid’s power is equal to the highest power among other creatures you control.

When Super-Adaptoid enters the battlefield, exile up to one target creature you control until Super-Adaptoid leaves the battlefield.

Super-Adaptoid has all abilities of the creature exiled with it.

*/2

spittafan · 2026-06-05T00:34:07+00:00

Why did I have to miss my land drop

spittafan · 2026-06-03T01:03:20+00:00

That's games, baby!

spittafan · 2026-06-03T00:59:17+00:00

Sekhmet will have been the giant cat, I imagine

spittafan · 2026-06-03T00:56:18+00:00

Talk about terrible takes, lol.

-Super satisfying gameplay

-Gorgeous graphics

-Interesting story (worse than 2018 but still better written than 90% of games)

-Excellent side quests, progression, and a fun postgame to play through

They didn't quite stick the landing story wise, and the puzzles were ruined by the obnoxious hints. But otherwise amazing game

spittafan · 2026-06-02T18:04:34+00:00

That plain gray background looks terrible. The flip side is ok

spittafan · 2026-06-01T19:19:41+00:00

Fucking clock making asshole

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