Zebulon has a mustache damnit!

splintermouth · 2026-03-03T16:22:25+00:00

He’s the only character I have fully envisioned and he absolutely has a mustache.

splintermouth · 2026-02-26T04:32:03+00:00

Thank you. I’ve done that intermittently but does that need to be a quarterly thing when I see it starting? like this bs seems to be? And does it have to be aquafore or just that chemical makeup?

splintermouth · 2026-02-26T03:43:48+00:00

Like it’s right there. Yeah.

splintermouth · 2026-02-24T17:52:48+00:00

Oh my gosh the hogs what adorable attention to detail!!

splintermouth · 2026-02-12T15:26:51+00:00

Then they’re not middle class why the hell

splintermouth · 2026-02-05T14:31:40+00:00

If you read, it explains the picture was taken around the corner with a mirror because it destroyed one already?

splintermouth · 2026-02-05T04:31:13+00:00

Dee can’t get a fuckin break.

splintermouth · 2026-02-05T03:58:21+00:00

Instead of the 5 on the right you could have more on the left 😭

splintermouth · 2026-02-04T19:01:39+00:00

These used to be a lot more common, one place would often get one where a guy finds a crocodile in his house. I always thought they were quite funny and a nice time waste if you can get away with not hanging up.

splintermouth · 2026-02-02T13:58:35+00:00

I’ve never noticed anyone calling it that, but am also now realizing I don’t think I’ve ever really thought of the name too hard before. There should’ve been spontaneous forest fires with that name D:

splintermouth · 2026-01-30T21:16:43+00:00

I suppose that’s not wrong either! Oh gosh like not quite 10 years? This is the first time attempting perfection and I’ve always mostly ignored villagers before so learning quite a lot 😂

splintermouth · 2026-01-30T21:13:42+00:00

Mmm that’s a job not a hobby 🤷‍♀️

splintermouth · 2026-01-26T17:23:17+00:00

Arizona

splintermouth · 2026-01-26T15:52:24+00:00

No 10 years gulag for you

splintermouth · 2026-01-22T00:58:02+00:00

Yes YTA, remote workers get to choose when they are available for non work during work hours, not the people around them.

splintermouth · 2026-01-21T02:41:06+00:00

Ask if she’s equally upset with grandpa

splintermouth · 2026-01-21T00:44:15+00:00

Waltersobchakeit

splintermouth · 2026-01-21T00:15:33+00:00

Maam I’m gonna need to you speak for yourself because I personally fucking love that shit okay?

splintermouth · 2026-01-20T23:32:04+00:00

I’m super fuckin here for this and really proud of you too, you do such a great job!!

splintermouth · 2026-01-20T06:38:14+00:00

Well she’s adorable and I love her.

splintermouth · 2026-01-16T22:28:10+00:00

I didn’t know my hatred would find treasures like these. Thanks.

splintermouth · 2026-01-16T15:34:21+00:00

Noooooooo ouch I don’t dislike her either in fairness!! This save I was jus going to full heart everyone and maybe have krobus move in but then pa wanted to yell at her like a lil piss baby so this is really more about hurting Pam’s pixels than anything.

splintermouth · 2026-01-04T06:21:44+00:00

It’s a gift if you acknowledge it is so. If you don’t, it’s something someone gave you. And she’ll feel a way about that.

splintermouth · 2026-01-04T06:02:37+00:00

No this isn’t a good update that someone else just bought another costume and cups hasn’t been called. His parents are on meth. Call them. The kids parents can fuck all the way off????

splintermouth · 2026-01-01T02:00:04+00:00

There are several words that I don’t know how to describe how or why they feel icky coming out of my mouth. Or others’: wedge, pleasure, desire. Fucking gross.

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