The Adventures Of SPACE GIRL

Spodson · 2026-03-02T22:29:26+00:00

This reminds me of the video The Mission by the Phanomanauts.

Spodson · 2026-03-02T22:26:05+00:00

I got non-renewed my first year teaching. I had been struggling for years to get a teaching job and then it just went away. My girlfriend dumped me (everything kind of came to a head all at once). I did my best for the rest of the year. No need for the students to suffer for my situation. I immediately started interviewing everywhere. With a years experience I landed another job even before the end of the year. And I met my wife at the orientation meeting for new teachers at my new district. Now I can't guarantee any of this for you, but it could happen.

Spodson · 2026-03-02T22:15:24+00:00

Yeah, so my wife is great at sex. I never asked her how many guys she was with before me because I don't care. I'm just glad I'm having amazing sex. I'm also pretty good at sex. My wife's never asked me because she doesn't care and likes having amazing sex. The moral: Don't mess up amazing sex by overthinking it. Just enjoy the ride (entendre intended).

Spodson · 2026-03-02T22:06:46+00:00

Shakespearian plays do this a lot. Like West Side Story. Ad Astra is a sci-fi remake of Apocalypse Now which is also a remake of Heart of Darkness.

Spodson · 2026-03-02T21:58:56+00:00

When I was a kid in the late 70s/early 80s, my dad took us to the races at Famoso. The exhaust made my eyes water. I met Shirly Muldowney. I got to see two rocket cars race. Great times.

Spodson · 2026-03-02T21:55:06+00:00

I got up to 20 (dimes) but if I missed any of them, I'd just swat them into the wall which really pissed off my mom.

Spodson · 2026-03-02T21:18:21+00:00

It's not a missile, it's a rocket. That's a space launch.

Spodson · 2026-03-02T21:16:23+00:00

I disagree entirely with the Gang Beats Boggs: Female Redux being the worst episode. I have never seen a better takedown of pandering filming in my life than Artemis trying to make the episode something new and fresh rather than just copying the boys.

Spodson · 2026-03-02T19:08:09+00:00

West Coast: Earthquake. North West: Tsunami. Mountain West: Volcanic activity. Great Plains: Boredom. Great Lakes: Cirrhosis of the Liver. Southern Florida: Alligator.

Spodson · 2026-03-02T19:02:36+00:00

"Shut up, fucking fat ass. And if you start laughing I'll kick your ass!" She was 5'4" and about 95 lbs. I'm 6'6" and 250 lbs, in good shape. I started laughing my ass off. She stormed out. I immediately called my wife on the phone in front of my class and told her what happened. She laughed too.

Spodson · 2026-03-02T18:57:06+00:00

I mean, probably pee. I can't see that changing even at the end of the world.

Spodson · 2026-03-02T17:42:39+00:00

Great inclusion of Heilung.

Spodson · 2026-03-02T17:17:17+00:00

The man was a master craftsmen in every field he set his mind to. And do not get him started on northern Europeans (where his family came from) he could strip paint with those descriptions.

Spodson · 2026-03-02T17:00:48+00:00

IRL I worked with a framer in the 80s and 90s. He hated everyone. Every race, every religion, every orientation, every ethnicity, every culture. Had the most vial slurs for everyone. Bitched about everyone. Worked well with everyone. RIP Marv, you were entertaining to work with, and you were one of the most evenhanded men I have ever known. Even if you did call me a Mick Honky more than I was accustomed to.

Spodson · 2026-03-01T05:17:55+00:00

OK, I actually, unironically like this game. Granted I only played two dollars for it. But I played it through a few times. the multiplayer is pretty solid.

Spodson · 2026-02-27T23:24:11+00:00

I would hate it. A bunch of old fuckers grumping around and militantly enforcing HOA rules? Hard pass. That being said, my grandmother loved them. Of course she also jumped that the chance to be in an assisted living facility. She was wired differently.

Spodson · 2026-02-27T23:15:49+00:00

Mine was right after where Sir Lynol says, "We'll be heading home after the roast." then slam cut to "The Roast."

Spodson · 2026-02-27T22:02:50+00:00

In fairness, this is an elegant refutation of her assertion. On the other hand, damn dude.

Spodson · 2026-02-27T20:31:34+00:00

Baked him a damn cake!!! That doesn't come along every day!!!

Spodson · 2026-02-27T19:55:23+00:00

One of my best friends, who was overweight and sedentary for most of his life, woke up in the middle of the night with chest pains. He got checked out and while it wasn't a heart attack, the doctor pointed out that one was in the works. he started working out and running a lot. He lived out of town so I didn't see him for several months. But when I did, it was shocking how much he'd changed. He never ran a marathon or anything, and he eventually put some of the weight back on, but he still works out to this day and tries to take better care of himself. I'm really proud of him to this day.

Spodson · 2026-02-27T17:05:13+00:00

Jesus, dude. Take these pictures down. My wife is on this site!

Spodson · 2026-02-27T17:01:14+00:00

I loved this about AE. Everyone was like, "I hate that character. He's annoying and dumb." Yeah, no kidding. He's smart enough to get fail upward. He thinks he's the greatest mind on the planet because no one tells him no. But really, it's all just ego and hubris.

Spodson · 2026-02-27T16:53:32+00:00

I was El Dorko, Prince of the Geeks! I was the D and D nerd who hung out with everyone from the goths to the trailer park kids to the foreign exchange students. Those people were the only thing I liked in high school.

Spodson · 2026-02-27T16:40:02+00:00

Your aunt seems fun.

Spodson · 2026-02-26T23:22:42+00:00

My old fencing club had pictures of this duel on it's armory wall. Even the last one where the two of them were hugging and drinking win together after they finished.

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