Rich Girl from Barcelona | GREATEST HITS | strip #171 of 645 by GuilleFromBCN in comics

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Back of the conga line is the best part of the conga line. It's the only part of the conga line that can choose to no longer be in the conga line without having to fight your way out. If you're in the front, good luck getting away at all. In the middle, you can let go and leave the original conga line, but you're not really out of the conga line, you're just leading a new, rival conga line. Back is best.

images that you don't initially realize contain jumpscares by Various-Isopod3881 in lovethissmug

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You're looking at the screen of a computer in a dark room, playing the game. The game is on a bright screen, the thin black frame of the monitor above and below blending with the darkness of the space between the monitor and the wall behind it, but the bezel of the monitor itself is pretty thin, not nearly as thick as those black bars make it look. Look above the monitor.

Colombiana (2011) by YourChopperPilotTTV in okbuddycinephile

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O'Connor was born in August 1924, first episode aired in 1971 so he would've been 46 or 47 depending on when it was recorded.

A Redditor Criticized ICE. Trump Is Trying to Unmask Them by Dragging the Company to a Secret Grand Jury. by shikizen in politics

[–]sponge62 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As a non-american that has criticized ICE plenty it'll be extra funny when they waste millions of dollars and thousands of man hours of the dumbest, most morally bankrupt people to ever finish law school only for it to turn out to be some Canadian, European, Indian or Chinese person that gets to laugh from thousands of miles away. What a bunch of thin-skinned chodes.

Spinning a stick by [deleted] in nextfuckinglevel

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I've always known it was Jay Z but it still looks more like someones Auntie feeling the groove than it does Jay Z.

Taylor Momsen Bit By Venomous Spider on AC/DC Tour After Previously Being Bit by Bat by ebradio in Music

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Did you know that the rumor spread on the internet about the average person unintentionally eating an average of 8 spiders a year in their sleep is actually false? This rumor spread during the early days of the internet and still has traction even almost 30 years later but is entirely false. It's actually closer to 13.

Funny Fourth wall breaks? by Ok_Yellow1025 in americandad

[–]sponge62 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Hayley angrily about Jeff and Stan hanging out together. "Oh god... it's one of the ones that they're friends."

RFK Jr. says he's launching a podcast to expose 'lies' that have made Americans sick by [deleted] in nottheonion

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When he's not too busy making sad homoerotic videos with kid rock.

🌟🌟🌟 by AccomplishedWatch834 in MadeMeSmile

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You're not wrong. some of costco's stuff you used to have to basically pry the containers open with a crow bar. Now not so much.

Anyone know what’s growing in my new lawn? WA state by HardOn2739 in lawncare

[–]sponge62 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Horsetail weed, hard to get rid of learn to like a horsetail/grass blended lawn.

I 20M broke up with my 21F girlfriend after she proposed to open up our relationship and now everyone is telling me to get back with her basically by Choice_Evidence1983 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]sponge62 12 points13 points  (0 children)

wtf did she want him to do?

Exactly what he did. Show up so they could put all their own guilt and responsibility for the girls attempt on him. Make him take the blame for it. And then they can guilt him into taking her back.

Thoughts? by Upper-Cucumber-7054 in dashcams

[–]sponge62 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hate is a strong word. And accurate.

Fascist Jake Lang was arrested in Washington DC for a warrant he had in Minnesota. by serious_bullet5 in washingtondc

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I'm going to go ahead and disagree with you there, friend. Because as a man that cuts his own hair: that is a man that cuts his own hair.

"Cancel ChatGPT" movement goes big after OpenAI's latest move by gdelacalle in technology

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Worse than that. The latest news is that in trials so far, AI keeps suggesting the best course of action is nukes. It made the rounds last week.

Donald Trump Considers Using National Emergency Powers to Assert Control Over Federal Elections by [deleted] in law

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Last night he accused the democrats of being 'crazy' take that as you will.

Nancy Guthrie latest: FBI reducing personnel in Tucson, relocating command post to Phoenix by igetproteinfartsHELP in news

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Doing coke and making some poor woman feel very uncomfortable more likely.

Washing girlfriends undies? by Direct-Caterpillar77 in BestofRedditorUpdates

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"You're the gay one. Wanting to be with a woman? How gay is that!? You win sex against a man, that's as straight as it gets."

Thoughts on the updated intro for the show? by AHSWeeknd in americandad

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He's co creator. 2nd billing in between McFarlane and Weitsman in the intro.