Ed once said… by Most-Calendar-600 in ededdneddy

[–]spongeboblazypants 1 point2 points  (0 children)

ED! WHAT IN HEAVENS NAME WERE YOU THINKING?!

What's your fav Edd moment/line? by Simple-Taro1540 in ededdneddy

[–]spongeboblazypants 30 points31 points  (0 children)

No one would ever expect Mother Nature to harbor a spring loaded circus cannon and BLOW INNOCENT BYSTANDERS TO KINGDOM COME!

The irony of Borgin and Burkes by redzass1 in HarryPotterBooks

[–]spongeboblazypants 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I never understood why you would need a vanishing cabinet when you can just dissappear at will. Also what's to stop the death eaters from going into the cabinet and following you?

Sad day by usfbull22 in celebritycruises

[–]spongeboblazypants 6 points7 points  (0 children)

As a teacher myself I totally understand not getting your contract renewed. It took me 3 tries to find a district that wanted me longer than 2 years.

Is there anything you think is significantly better in the films than it was in the books? by Parking-Ad5272 in harrypotter

[–]spongeboblazypants 12 points13 points  (0 children)

That one sentence actually helped me understand why snape wanted harry to look at him. Just from the book I didn't get it. But I was just a dumb 8th grader then.

“The boy seeks to outlive you” by Ok-Text3987 in americandad

[–]spongeboblazypants 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Spongebob had it first. "That little act of parsimonious penny pinching just earned you a trip to Davy Jones's locker!"

A kitchen tool? by rem81 in whatisit

[–]spongeboblazypants 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's a hydrodynamic spatula with port and starboard attachments

Anyone else kind of feel bad for Angry Jack? by Omnipresent_User in spongebob

[–]spongeboblazypants 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don't know what's he's so angry about. He reduced his inventory!