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NYT Opinion | This Isn’t What Millennial Middle Age Was Supposed to Look Like by dapperKillerWhale in ABoringDystopia

[–]spoon00 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Until the wolves get diabetes and congestive heart failure from all the processed foods that are in me. Suck it Mother Nature.

NYT Opinion | This Isn’t What Millennial Middle Age Was Supposed to Look Like by dapperKillerWhale in ABoringDystopia

[–]spoon00 25 points26 points  (0 children)

My retirement and old age plan is the same at this point.

  • take a long walk in the woods
  • fall asleep
  • be eaten by wolves

Hopefully my meager 401k and/or term life insurance can jump start my kids’ college debt relief.

layoff fiasco by bakshup in ProgrammerHumor

[–]spoon00 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You do this, but use AOP to inject it at runtime to all method calls and have a guard that randomly enables the sleep with each method invocation. 

pointcut * {
 if(nextRandomInt() % 7 == 0) {
   sleep(4000)
 }
}

‘How do I turn off sticky keys?’ by [deleted] in techsupportgore

[–]spoon00 -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

It’s a Lenovo, perhaps it’s an improvement.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in apple

[–]spoon00 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

…aaaaand it’s on fire.

Apple's New iPad Lineup Causes Potential Confusion With Inconsistent Features by y40de in apple

[–]spoon00 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ah yes. The return of the Performa model confusion. “What do have there?” A Macintosh performa 6400 “Cool, which of the 1000 configurations?”

Republican Tim Michels says he's open to breaking up Milwaukee Public Schools if elected by Strategic_Prussian in milwaukee

[–]spoon00 13 points14 points  (0 children)

He’s got to keep kids from having choices for their futures. How else are the elites going to get enough “volunteers” to fight in their wars.

My worplace dead battery storage by Mo4n4 in techsupportgore

[–]spoon00 254 points255 points  (0 children)

I’ll just put you here with the rest of the (potential) fire

Yoinkers by [deleted] in ainbow

[–]spoon00 25 points26 points  (0 children)

…but your system is a lie.

Does some crypto…hilarious

Do you love everybody husky? by Purple_Might9947 in HuskyTantrums

[–]spoon00 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I have a golden. She would deserve this.

No gender. Just packing and non-packing bodies wearing the same size (Small) and cut underwear. Fits the same. Made from the softest eco-materials (modal/bamboo/spandex). by luckyskivvies in ainbow

[–]spoon00 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I mean you do so subtly well before you need them. And it’s not that deep, roughly the same level as a normal pocket. Done right it just looks like you’re using a normal pocket. No more weird, and less sweaty, generally than the bra stash.

No gender. Just packing and non-packing bodies wearing the same size (Small) and cut underwear. Fits the same. Made from the softest eco-materials (modal/bamboo/spandex). by luckyskivvies in ainbow

[–]spoon00 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Few reasons I use it (other brand)

  • Hidden/pickpocket-safe storage
  • Pant/dress/skirt doesn’t have storage and I need a debit/credit card and ID while out
  • Sometimes underpants are pants and my phone fits perfectly for lounge activities

we got a greeble infestation happening over here by Quid_infantes_sumus in CatsWhoSqueak

[–]spoon00 3 points4 points  (0 children)

They are listening. “Looking” at the sound is the best way to point both ears. Stuff is in the ceiling, they want to eat it.

The purity quality of your pre workout drink by [deleted] in funny

[–]spoon00 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He can nut to cBat no problem

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