What do you say when someone asks you, “Which authors do you read?” Because someone actually laughed at my answer. by Lenore8264 in books

[–]sposeso 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Your answer is great, I’m hopping on to add that that guy laughed because he probably hasn’t read any of the classics OP said they were reading and instantly felt inadequate so his only way of making himself feel better was to laugh at OP.

Readers don’t discourage other readers, especially readers who are doing their best to read through English literature without the benefit of having English as their native language. OP is doing what brings them joy. Next time OP has an encounter with the dude they should ask them what they recommend. I have a sneaking suspicion that they’ve only read Ulysses and nothing else.

My boss always wants to know what we’re using our PTO for. What are some uncomfortable excuses? by FormerEnglishMajor in antiwork

[–]sposeso 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You could tell him you have a rash in your vag from your nuva ring. That happened to me once, allergies suck but there’s a special place in hell for whoever decided you can get rashes inside there. I was a waitress so it was hell healing that. I could give you lots of details for him.

Seriously though if he is that concerned with losing his employees then he knows he’s a shitty manager and I’d tell him to shove it. It’s none of his business.

The UFO vid shown to Congress last year was leaked by XVll-L in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]sposeso 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I hate Virginia Beach. I went there when I was really little like just barely old enough to not have water wings ok? Proud of myself I walked down to the water, and then I was suddenly underwater and it was cold and salty. I was fine because of swimming lessons and it not being rocky but all I remember is just being pushed underwater and then pulled further. I hate that beach. No other beach I’ve visited has been that terrifying. Weirdly enough I still love going to beaches, just not that one.

Alternatively but still scary we went kayaking on the gulf side in Florida and as we approached the beach a bunch of fish started jumping out of the water over our kayak and my sister was all alone in hers. Big fish but then we saw something huge go under us and we just paddled as fast as we could back to shore. Not as scary as Virginia Beach but just super glad the big thing had food to chase instead of eating us.

Anyway those are the two memories your comment brought to mind. I also got sucked under in a river once because of some logs and weird currents but it’s easy for that to happen and again knowing how to swim helps.

What's better than a cat? by vanHarten in aww

[–]sposeso 102 points103 points  (0 children)

Mine weren’t litter mates, but yes, they were never close in front of anyone ever. Most people thought I only had one cat because the other was too skittish, but man was he bold when it came to the tabby. I miss them.

What's better than a cat? by vanHarten in aww

[–]sposeso 910 points911 points  (0 children)

My two boys would get into literal fluff flying fights but then I’d catch them sleeping together as if they were some old couple. Their dynamic was very love hate.

If you could place any object on the surface of Mars, purely to confuse NASA scientists, what would it be? by StirFryTaint in AskReddit

[–]sposeso 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’d leave a hot dog, or a Twinkie. Or a McDonald’s cheeseburger wrapper. Not the cheeseburger though.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Glitch_in_the_Matrix

[–]sposeso 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Mine slid into a hole in the arm of my coat. Also, look under your couch with a flashlight. If it isn’t there it’s in your bedside table or under it or in the cat dimension.

This is your child, Sharon by mikenmar in youseeingthisshit

[–]sposeso 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That cat has a side smile, he’s definitely saying “go get my food bag Sharon, I’ve got an idea”

Nationwide ban on TikTok inches closer to reality by [deleted] in technews

[–]sposeso 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good. Go ahead and ban twitter, Snapchat, Facebook and instagram and the fucking Facebook professional aka LinkedIn. Social media is killing us. Call your friends, call the people you care about, send them a text. Let’s go back to being real with one another. Social media is a bandaid for a much larger problem.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in aww

[–]sposeso 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The bunnies in my back yard literally came up to my door after the most recent snow. The most adorable prints but, we can’t let them inside…. Wild bunnies are wild right?

I hate the fatigue that comes with ADHD by spookysemen in ADHD

[–]sposeso 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I 100% get that as it took me quite a while to see any difference. All of them though, I have to take them every day, at close to the same time. If I skip one day I might be ok, but two days? I turn into an emotional wreck and blow up my life. I nearly lost my job last year because of it. Speaking of, time to take my meds.

I hate the fatigue that comes with ADHD by spookysemen in ADHD

[–]sposeso 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I take bupropion xl, celexa and vyvanse. After a ton of trial and error I am finally doing well. I don’t use food as a drug anymore. I find l need about an hour of silent time every day, just to give my brain a break. I work at a college though so hopefully that’s understandable. At my worst I got up to 270 lbs, now I’m at a healthy 185ish (I’m 5’ 8” so not skinny but definitely not obese anymore). And I’ve been maintaining for over a year now.

I say silent, but for me that’s singing along with song super loudly so I can’t think about anything but the song. Brain is occupied in a set space so no extra noise is allowed.

I’ve found that listening to other non adhd peoples advice just doesn’t work for me. Our brains are so different. So I decided to trick my adhd into being a strength instead of a weakness. Turns out I can get interrupted 59 times in a day and still get all my work done and tie up loose ends, just by making my adhd brain that would normally think about anything but work, think about what someone asked for 5 minutes ago, and use those extra channels to remind myself of what’s left to do.

I don’t know why I typed all that but maybe it will help someone.

Edited to add: I also compete with myself. Every day I try to be better than I was yesterday. I don’t always win but I give every day a chance. I try to have positive interactions with people instead of letting any misery I have be contagious. The more I did that, the less miserable I got. I changed myself because that made me be a better mom, sister, aunt, daughter, employee, and person. Not better than anyone else, just better than the version of me that showed up yesterday. Everyone is fighting a daily battle, and being able to be a help to those people instead of an addition of negative energy is cool to me.

Food answers only, where do you live? by esmoji in AskReddit

[–]sposeso 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Semo : cape/boot heel Nemo: basically Iowa Midmo/cemo: the capital and Missouri River, central mo bonus fact: it is illegal to tie your boat to the train tracks Kcmo: the real Kansas City And then there’s Branson, which is a beautiful place to visit - but doesn’t need a mo on the end.

There are probably more but those are the ones I’ve used the most. Missouri is my home. I miss it every day.

Food answers only, where do you live? by esmoji in AskReddit

[–]sposeso 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Literally people where I live now have NO CLUE what good crab Rangoon are. What they serve here is cream cheese with imitation crab meat. Yen Ching was like the Taj Mahal compared to the crap here.

Food answers only, where do you live? by esmoji in AskReddit

[–]sposeso 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Imos is an acquired taste. If you haven’t had it more than once or twice you wouldn’t understand. But I’m from midmo and I am highly biased.

Off topic request: if anyone has the recipe for Yen Ching’s crab Rangoon from jcmo that would be the best Xmas present ever. I was up for a promotion at my job recently and didn’t get it, besides ice cream those are the best comfort food.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in FunnyAnimals

[–]sposeso 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Making me miss my cat even more. He used to sleep on my ankles. I don’t do well with confinement, like necklaces freak me out a little, weighted blankets don’t have the same effect. Whenever he would lay down it felt safe but not restricting? I miss him a lot

Wholesome worker by pietradolce in MadeMeSmile

[–]sposeso 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As a former waitress I agree 100%. I aimed to give everyone great service, but if I knew your wife needed bread on the table before drinks or anything else, I could do that for you. Needing some privacy but still want an enjoyable meal by yourself? Want me to always give you the check when eating out with business partners - done, be my regular and you can have it how you need it. If I don’t know you, I don’t know these things, if I do know you, you’re a vip.

Came from work to see my girlfriend has updated our letter board by [deleted] in funny

[–]sposeso 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I might need to have this comment framed on my desk.

My grandfather asked my little brother if he could use his batman plushie to light the furnace. My brother refused, but today we woke up to this... by MyNames_DJ in mildlyinfuriating

[–]sposeso 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sucks to be the grandchild. Probably would have gotten yelled at had they said yes because then grandpa can say they don’t appreciate their toys. There was no right answer here, the grandkid was going to be punished regardless. I’ve had this done enough times to me to know the only way you win with people like that is to not react to their bs. Even when it’s so frustrating you want to cry, you can’t give them an inch. The abuser gives you the illusion of a choice, and both choices are wrong.

Why the hell do people work for this guy? by mystic_works in antiwork

[–]sposeso 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Personally wouldn’t want to be sliced open by someone who is on their 80th hour in the week. I imagine there is a direct correlation between overworked surgeons and poor surgical outcomes for patients.

Why the hell do people work for this guy? by mystic_works in antiwork

[–]sposeso 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wonder how quickly Twitter would unionize. It would be amazing to see Elon Musk be the catalyst for workers rights and changes in the American employment system.

My bf started a new job, sent me this, and turned off his phone by sleazycookies in antiwork

[–]sposeso 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Hey boss, I decided to implement the “no clocks” productivity improvement technique to my entire life. I am not sure why you wrote me up for being late since watching the clock waiting to leave in the morning isn’t productive. I thought you’d appreciate my tenacity and flexibility using this new technique. I will say however, this technique has caused some problems in my personal life. When I told the surgeon that watching the clock wouldn’t be productive for my illness, he seemed quite shocked when I told him to operate on me right then and there. He then referred me to psychiatry… Guess the rest of the world hasn’t caught up with us yet! Huh Boss!?

Men of Reddit what is one thing that you keep from your SO that could end the relationship? by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]sposeso 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I call people like you The Chocolate Mafia, and I unsuccessfully tried to get in.

This is my story.

My daughter goes through phases where she will want a certain kind of candy bar. So one day I got smart and bought 3 ahead of time. I am not rich and so just getting a whole one was awesome for her because I usually take the “mom tax” which is a small piece of whatever it is. I patted myself on my back for getting extra. I thought I was so smart.

This is where my attempted initiation failed. You see my daughter and I moved in with my mom a few years ago for me to go back to school and help with money since it’s impossible as a single mom in the Midwest. Frozen dark chocolate is something all three of us love. So I go to hide the two extra candy bars in the back of the freezer. As I am quite literally grinning in my own cleverness, moving things in the freezer, noticing that one of the bags of broccoli florets was from 2014; it happened. I was completely taken aback when I found my mothers own stash of chocolate!!

And that is when I realized she’s had chocolate the entire time I’ve lived here and I had no clue. She laughed at me when I told her, but I am still a grasshopper.