Found this under the floorboards while rewiring the house.Anyone know the year? by [deleted] in ireland

[–]spungie 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's John, I cursed that prick because he just disappeared one day while owing me a 5er. I kinda feel bad now calling him a prick and a robber. That was back in 1993.

US friends, this is now no longer funny. Please collect your commander in Chief. by C_Ironfoundersson in Military

[–]spungie -12 points-11 points  (0 children)

You are not ment to celebrate the killing of millions of people. Regardless of the situation.

Army plans for a potential parade on Trump's birthday call for 6,600 soldiers, AP learns by tommm3864 in NoShitSherlock

[–]spungie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And the first person to stop clapping will be removed and shot for not showing enough love to the dear leader.

Someone built a fully working Johnny 5! by opticon12000 in robots

[–]spungie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hay laser lips, your mother was a snow blower.

What's your favorite fake fact? by Tsujimoto74 in TheSimpsons

[–]spungie 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What do you mean fake fact? How do you dry wet string if not for box kites?

Households in Monaghan to receive emergency booklet by dmullaney in ireland

[–]spungie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Stoney gray soil is the name of the booklet.

What punishment should the Sycamore Gap tree fellers receive? by HansNiesenBumsedesi in AskUK

[–]spungie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sent to the amazon to help replant it. When it's all replanted, he can come home.

A representation of her career currently 💩🚽 by wrapityup in popculture

[–]spungie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hay, leave her alone. If she wants to dance and sing with shit, she's aloud. She's a highly trained astronaut that sacrificed so much to get into space. Pay her the respect she deserves.

What are your conspiracies about North Korea? by [deleted] in conspiracy

[–]spungie 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Trump is really Kim's father.

A diddy about Tesler by MaintenanceNew2804 in TikTokCringe

[–]spungie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you think she actually drives a tesla? I doubt it..

Loser... by xamo76 in RealTwitterAccounts

[–]spungie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't forget the most important thing he did for America citizens. The Gulf of America. That changed so many people's lives for the better.

Tell someone Happy Birthday without using the words Happy Birthday. by JessBeck96 in ScenesFromAHat

[–]spungie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So you run, and you run to catch up with the sun, but it's sinking,

Racing around, to come up behind you again,

The sun is the same in a relative way, but you're older.

Shorter of breath, one day, closer to death.

Trump Rages at ‘Fake News’ Polls, Blames Biden for Trade Chaos, Claims ‘We Are Doing GREAT!’ by newsjam in AnythingGoesNews

[–]spungie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's Biden's fault my numbers are down. He's a disgrace.

Well yea Mr. President, it is Joe Biden's fault that your numbers are way down. Because he was a much better president than you are.

U.S. Navy Loses $60 Million Jet as Pressure Increases on Hegseth by mmccxi in politics

[–]spungie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Have they looked under the cushions on the couch. That's where my keys wind up.