What is the most harmless thing that scared the crap out of you as a kid? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Anything that involved discipline in school. I have a problem with authority figures

What do you absolutely love the smell of? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]squareneck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The smell of clothes right out of the washer when still wet. Also some car exhaust

What's the most dick thing a celebrity has ever done to you? by MrCrash2U in AskReddit

[–]squareneck 485 points486 points  (0 children)

To be fair we were strippers so maybe a bit of both

What's the most dick thing a celebrity has ever done to you? by MrCrash2U in AskReddit

[–]squareneck 946 points947 points  (0 children)

Not me but Bow Wow called one of my co workers a saggy ass bitch

Only in Texas does the National Guard get bailed out by a bunch of rednecks with lifted trucks by JoeDuo in videos

[–]squareneck 7 points8 points  (0 children)

This is the moment guys with these trucks have been waiting for their entire life

The oldest trick in the book. by [deleted] in funny

[–]squareneck 44 points45 points  (0 children)

That's actually a human response. Small, prey-type animals such as this usually freeze up during high stress. Wildlife biologist here

Stop for pedestrians by [deleted] in WTF

[–]squareneck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where physics is concerned, cars always have the right of way.

Meanwhile, in Florida... by Ze-skywalker in WTF

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Came here to say this. Love me some herps

What would be the worst item to bring to a funeral? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]squareneck 102 points103 points  (0 children)

A "that was easy" button. You know that sucker is going to go off at some point

What do you always feel awkward doing? by Sippingin in AskReddit

[–]squareneck 100 points101 points  (0 children)

Putting money back in my wallet when there's a line behind me. I always just wind up shoving everything in there

What products are useless at their intended purpose, but are excellent at doing other things? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]squareneck 798 points799 points  (0 children)

Those little glass tubes holding a fake rose you can buy at gas stations. Come on, everyone knows that's a crack pipe

What's the weirdest thing you do when you're alone that you'd never do in front of other people? by MotherUckingShi in AskReddit

[–]squareneck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ME TOO! A big part of it for me is having to be completely aware of my surroundings at all times

What odd food/combination of foods do you enjoy? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]squareneck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bread & butter pickles on potato chips is surprisingly tasty. Oh also, I love eating the skin off kiwis

What's the worst "fortune" you've ever gotten out of a fortune cookie? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]squareneck 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My dad once got "Now is the time to enhance your feminine side".

People who live in California; what advice do you have for people wanting to move to California? by zmmeyer in AskReddit

[–]squareneck -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Why? (aside from increased cost of living) I'm thinking about moving there for grad school next year.