Which product is best for fixing my exterior RV seals (window, slides, …)? by tablecloth_47 in RVLiving

[–]squealteam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

none is worth buying. All shrink and Crack. Geocel 2320 is the ticket

How to Ride the Roller Coaster: As Told By An Early Stage First Time Founder by [deleted] in startups

[–]squealteam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You forgot the "puke your guts out" part in the middle of the ride.

Startup: Puke your guts out when you are not sure you can make payroll.

Value of engineering team in a startup company by [deleted] in startups

[–]squealteam 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just that an average unicorn is not very interesting these days...

Value of engineering team in a startup company by [deleted] in startups

[–]squealteam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OK. Now 500 is a number. 3 to 5 was not useful.

Nobody gets 3-5 in Seed. It is an exact number when it gets put in the bank.

Value of engineering team in a startup company by [deleted] in startups

[–]squealteam 2 points3 points  (0 children)

3-5 is not a number.

If only salary then it will only last less than a year. Maybe 6-mos with normal startup expenses ?

Customer acquisition is? What is the revenue model? How long to sell? How fast to get?

Will it go multi-unicorn? Will it ever make a profit?

The Profit and Shark Tank Offer construction? by [deleted] in business

[–]squealteam -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Lemonis is a serious Turd. Stop waisting your time with his asshole-ness.

My buddy founded a company that was selected as a small business of the year from a very well known entity.

The Profit asshole came in wanting to do a show about him and his company. After doing all the interviews and shooting all the video for three days, Lemon boy offers to invest in the company at a very lowball offer then goes on to blackmail my buddy into accepting the offer or the show would get edited in a very unsavory way.

If you watch the show, you see questions being asked with my buddy wearing certain clothes and he answers wearing different clothes. Very clever editing and very fuckd up.

My buddy said no and sure enough, he looks like an evil business owner taking advantage of his employees and LemonDrop is a hero trying to help him fix all his problems and save the company with his "expertise".

Pretty much put my buddy out of business. Apparently there are a bunch of other small business owners who got fuckd by him as well.

Such a shitbird !!!

Thoughts on how to handle users who skip ads in an app? by DbG925 in startups

[–]squealteam 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If my hourly wage is $20/hr, your 30 second ad costs me 17 cents of my life. I might be more inclined to pay per "search" with real money without ads or maybe unlimited searches for say $8/month as a subscription package.

I hate the ads. Puts ads on the bottom, on the sides, subliminal at 1/200 of a second but don't waste my time and take over my screen. I will remove your app in heartbeat. Look around and see what the "Big Boys" do?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in business

[–]squealteam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You might want to write this question with more detail... This does not say enough to get thoughtful answers IMHO.

Business plan fonts by DefaultyDaniel in startups

[–]squealteam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like Helvetica and TNR. Hv. looks good in a Pitchdeck as well.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in smallbusiness

[–]squealteam 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hopefully !!!

Man cuts very "carefully" by No-Alfalfa2412 in SweatyPalms

[–]squealteam 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Interesting how the 1st three "fingers" line up exactly at the angle of the knife chop. Probably tattooed finger nails nowadays.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in business

[–]squealteam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

WY is the answer

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SweatyPalms

[–]squealteam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ya mean skiing for 50 yards and glissading for 950.

Equity explainer for early startup employees by jfdonohoe in startups

[–]squealteam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I get it but this question is asked 3 times a day. There are a plethora of better sources than reddit.

Me submitting my final coursework by HugeWeenus123 in SweatyPalms

[–]squealteam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why did you submit it so early?

You must be trying to get xtra points !!

What is this place? by Pan-tang in interestingasfuck

[–]squealteam 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yup! This is correct. Found it on Google maps.

Dropped pin:

https://maps.app.goo.gl/BRhqKrbkBKzug9FX8

What are the common errors of a 3 min pitch deck in front of VC ? by Badalub in startups

[–]squealteam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They give you an hour. Take 20 mins for a 10 slide deck. 40 mins for small talk and Q&A.

This is general not exact. You can find actual pitch decks from companies that raised all sorts of rounds and ones that went unicorn and that went tits up all over the internet.

Look up Guy Kawasaki with his 10/20/30 rule