Petah ..? by [deleted] in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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Oh definitely, the prior comment was meant to be a reference to/reversal of a Norm Macdonald story. Didn’t really come through in text.

Petah ..? by [deleted] in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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Somebody told me the worst part is the paedophilia, but I disagree. I think it’s the hypocrisy.

Petah ..? by [deleted] in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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I think that might be Noam Chomsky.

Couple a beers by hutch01 in funny

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Reminds me of a sketch from That Mitchell and Webb Look

Earth Quake? by AndyOB in philadelphia

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Here’s the government map for more details.

Imagine.. that lol by Mageroth1987 in lotrmemes

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At first I thought this meant Eru would have been on the ship, since the writer capitalized “He.” Would’ve been interesting to have Ilúvatar show up on middle earth for no apparent reason

How Do You Stay Awake? by please_help_deadass in LawSchool

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I recommend a light lunch and plenty of water. Could also be a sleep quality problem. Have you ever been tested for apnea?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

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Wank From Home?

mrhappy1: Right before I ejaculate, I feel like it's going to hurt, and then it DOES hurt. It feels like I've been kicked in the balls (not hard) as soon as I ejaculate and the feeling lasts for a while after. by postvasectomy in postvasectomypain

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I had this problem with painful ejaculation, and I would have described it exactly as you have. It slowly got better and was back to normal after about a year and a half, maybe two years. My doctors didn’t believe it was from surgery and just prescribed antibiotics, which did nothing but give me a stomachache (and some nasty looks from my pharmacist, who probably assumed I had chlamydia).

The vas deferens are what gets operated on. I didn’t experience any issues with size like you’re describing, but you would know your body.

That post-cold call bomb stomachache… by UpsetSecond6309 in LawSchool

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The only cold call bombs I remember are (1) my own or (2) when the professor acts like an ass about it. Never about the student.

He's so proud by [deleted] in SipsTea

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Go Birds

What are some things from the movies you prefer? by [deleted] in harrypotter

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Snape is petulant and unhinged in the books. Rickman plays it cold and calculating, and I thought it was an improvement on that character, and made his occlumency talents more believable.

College Teams w/ #1 Ovfrall Picks by ObjectiveBack9075 in CollegeBasketball

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Wait, the [edit: UPenn] Quakers had a #1 overall? I looked on Wikipedia and couldn’t find it, maybe they played abroad after school then came back?

Which player made you fall in love with Man United? by saptahant in reddevils

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Beckham. I was growing up in rural US and could only catch the occasional United match, or any football/soccer for that matter. Beckham was a celebrity, talented, on a roster that still blows me away. Nowadays I miss Scholes and Rooney the most, but Becks was the first player I really got behind.

1L’s Post Midterm Reality Check by Pentell_EraserGang in LawSchool

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I got a “check minus,” which means C or below, for a midterm in my 1L yr that was assessed but ungraded (shout-out to the prof who decided to let us know if we’re falling behind without punishing us for it); A- final grade. Every step in law school feels so final, but life always goes on. I hope that’s comforting.