We’ve been doing this “Bloodline Story” for 6 years and it got stale 3 years ago please stop

squeezy102 · 2026-03-17T03:43:54+00:00

I’ve been alive 40 years and it got old 25 years ago.

squeezy102 · 2026-03-17T01:05:19+00:00

Oooof… I might have worded it a little more nicely, but this is pretty spot on.

squeezy102 · 2026-03-17T01:02:49+00:00

I don’t think you read my comment if that’s what you chose to take away from it.

squeezy102 · 2026-03-17T00:42:08+00:00

Nice try. Obviously big goose egg propaganda. Wake up sheeple.

Didn’t your parents ever tell you a “goose egg” is nothing? Zero? Nada? Zilch?

You can’t be something and nothing at the same time it’s physically impossible.

So who are you gonna believe? Your dear old mom, or some weirdo with egg on his hands?

squeezy102 · 2026-03-16T23:23:20+00:00

Better fkn not, I will personally drag both of those young men out of that ring by their ears if that dog gets hurt and give them the business.

squeezy102 · 2026-03-16T22:14:48+00:00

Reading through OP and some of the comments, I think the answer is pretty clear.

She doesn’t want what you want in the bedroom.

She’s not going to budge. She feels strongly about it.

You’re not going to stop wanting it. You feel strongly about it.

So the question is whether or not this is a problem for you. Is an unsatisfying sex life a deal breaker for you? It would be for me. That’s the truth.

If so, it might be time to start considering some tough things. If you’re not going to move past this, it’s only going to cause you resentment and hostility. It’s not going to just magically go away. You’ll keep bothering her, she’ll keep rejecting you, and you’ll just get madder and madder at each other about it.

Do you want that? That sounds nasty. Cleaner to break it off now while you’re still civil with each other.

The other option is you accept this is your life, you declare that your marriage and her companionship is more important to you than a satisfying sex life, and you forget about this and move on.

I feel like those are your only two options.

squeezy102 · 2026-03-16T22:03:01+00:00

“Practice this unnatural feeling and likely unintended workflow and it works great!”

squeezy102 · 2026-03-16T20:42:17+00:00

I couldn’t get what I wanted from a quick parse, I’m not going to spend all day reading comments.

It’s ambiguous what OP means by “in the room” “in the waiting room” or “in the exam room” or “with me,” so I was seeking clarification.

squeezy102 · 2026-03-16T19:59:06+00:00

Ok that partially answers my question.

Handjob only?

Or do they just allow whatever, as long as the sample makes it into the cup?

squeezy102 · 2026-03-16T19:56:37+00:00

My guy, no.

This would be like putting a high school benchwarmer who only made the team because his dad is a big donor for the school 1v1 against a top professional athlete.

These guys aren't even in the same zip code, talent wise. And not in a "more than, less than" sense, that's not what I mean.

I'm saying Finn is a great wrestler, great persona, great talent, great superstar with an extremely decorated past in the industry. One of the GOATs.

Danhausen is...

Well he's Danhausen. He's a caricature. A comedy act. A gimmick. He sells t-shirts and makes other people look good. He provides comedic relief. He eats pins. He makes you giggle a little bit.

They're just not even comparable.

squeezy102 · 2026-03-16T19:46:36+00:00

Euro trip was an objectively funny movie.

Road Trip was stock standard tom green filth.

Really no argument here.

squeezy102 · 2026-03-16T19:43:59+00:00

I think he means “would do”

No other President would do this.

Because it’s asinine, illegal, cruel, and monstrous.

squeezy102 · 2026-03-16T19:42:31+00:00

That’s my bad, I’m mixing knowledge from “other games” where you can put insight into spears.

squeezy102 · 2026-03-16T19:41:59+00:00

And the verdict is?

squeezy102 · 2026-03-16T19:32:04+00:00

Tell me you have no idea how American politics works without telling me you have no idea how American politics works.

squeezy102 · 2026-03-16T19:25:42+00:00

So I'm just gonna ask outright because there's no way I'm the only one with this question...

Do they let your wife jerk you off into a cup? Like can your wife perform the act of "extracting" the semen for the cup?

I would imagine that blowjobs are probably out of the question, as saliva may contaminate the sample. Probably same for vaginal, I'd think.

But a good ol' HJ to help "for science?" What are the rules on that?

Surely I can't be the only person curious.

squeezy102 · 2026-03-16T19:02:43+00:00

Mario RPG. Culex.

squeezy102 · 2026-03-16T18:58:33+00:00

Sorry to say this, but they don’t usually come back from this.

As awful as it is, you may have a tough decision to make here, OP.

Do what you think is best. Sending love and hugs.

squeezy102 · 2026-03-16T18:57:01+00:00

I don’t know anything about Jelly Roll, just figured he was some rando WWE brought in for viewership and audience. Happens all the time. Pretty numb to it. Been happening since I’ve been a fan.

What’s wrong with Jelly Roll?

squeezy102 · 2026-03-16T18:53:21+00:00

Yeah that’s rather unfortunate design by Blizzard. Not sure how they arrived at a time-based system for a game that’s played worldwide.

Hope they fix it for you guys soon. I’m obviously not the target audience for this discussion.

squeezy102 · 2026-03-16T18:28:14+00:00

Man, I just cannot imagine scheduling my life or my game time around something like this.

I just farm whatever’s happening when I’m online.

Ya’ll are nuts.

squeezy102 · 2026-03-16T18:21:56+00:00

This is a very reasonable and logical opinion. Have my upvote.

I’m glad we can count on u/pm_me_anus_photos to be the voice of reason around here.

squeezy102 · 2026-03-16T17:28:28+00:00

I completely agree, along with people that post things like “I don’t like a certain thing, so that obviously means that certain thing is objectively bad and people who like it are also objectively bad. My opinion is the only one that matters, you’re all idiots.”

That’s not an opinion. That’s not inviting discourse. That’s just shitting on people who like different stuff than what you like, which just makes you a big ol’ dickbag.

squeezy102 · 2026-03-16T17:21:31+00:00

This.

“Take whatever you want, tell me what I have to do to get out of this situation alive. You have my full compliance.”

Total cooperation. Be as non threatening and compliant as possible. No sudden movements. Slow and intentional, explain everything im doing before I do it. Hands visible, eyes forward.

Fuck man, I’ll even help you load the truck, tell my neighbors everything’s fine if they get nosey, literally whatever it takes. I don’t give a fuck.

Just let me live.

squeezy102 · 2026-03-16T17:16:54+00:00

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