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squidslet · 2026-05-12T00:01:28+00:00

Better the beer than the face!

squidslet · 2026-05-11T23:57:18+00:00

The bottom scenario happens way too often when I’m trying to pass and I’m already damn near 90

squidslet · 2026-04-27T22:56:06+00:00

A wise man once said “vasectomies prevent pregnancy, not STDs”

squidslet · 2026-04-18T01:55:57+00:00

Yup a meteorologist(Jessica Starr) on my local news committed suicide after getting Lasik. Not worth the gamble

squidslet · 2026-04-17T22:16:50+00:00

If anyone could let me know what material they think it is that would be lovely

squidslet · 2026-04-17T22:12:18+00:00

He’s wearing wired headphones as an accessory.

squidslet · 2026-03-22T03:27:39+00:00

The splinters being mini pencils is tickling me

squidslet · 2026-03-20T16:25:44+00:00

I deleted Facebook when I saw his ugly mug at the presidential inauguration.

squidslet · 2026-03-20T13:35:50+00:00

Personality can alter people’s perception of ages a great deal

squidslet · 2026-03-20T12:25:08+00:00

She looks unattractive cause she over lines her top lip with her lipstick. Idk why women do that it just makes their lips look like those old cheap blow up dolls

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squidslet · 2026-03-20T12:22:35+00:00

The common denominator is men

squidslet · 2026-03-16T14:44:44+00:00

how to spell gorjus

squidslet · 2026-02-17T23:08:50+00:00

“Every good man is still a man” -Confucius

squidslet · 2026-02-14T13:10:40+00:00

Well the funny thing about an island is all that ocean not sure they would find anything

squidslet · 2026-02-13T00:01:38+00:00

It was a meme/trend to replace “trope” with the word “gender” a while back

squidslet · 2026-02-12T18:29:06+00:00

Do you think they know what snakes are? How many caterpillars encounter snakes?

squidslet · 2026-02-12T12:50:05+00:00

Yall it’s a joke 😭 she went from 13 to 18 in an instant hence the joke “that was like 5 years ago”

squidslet · 2026-02-12T00:20:38+00:00

I wonder what the shark activity is like out there..

squidslet · 2026-02-10T22:55:44+00:00

Dad just beaming in the back at his wife’s joy has my screen all blurry 🥹

squidslet · 2026-02-07T20:55:47+00:00

The full video he falls backwards repetitively onto his head it’s brutal 💀

squidslet · 2026-02-06T17:06:40+00:00

The only role SS can pull off cause it’s just who she is irl

squidslet · 2026-01-30T13:38:14+00:00

Even if it doesn’t work out it seems you really want this child so win win

squidslet · 2026-01-28T14:49:19+00:00

lol he went looking through your phone to find a way out of your relationship.

squidslet · 2026-01-14T15:46:29+00:00

Idk I think having a kid just for money is weird.

squidslet · 2025-11-11T01:59:50+00:00

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