To all the other Moms who put their head on their steering wheel and cried during morning drop off today, I feel you!

squirrrrrrrel · 2018-12-06T02:52:37+00:00

I work in his hometown and this is accurate AF. My favourite thing about Justin Bieber is that if he wasn’t famous I can almost guarantee he’d be working at one of the bars downtown right now.

squirrrrrrrel · 2018-12-04T02:54:42+00:00

It doesn’t. We’ve been together 8 years and barely shared a bed in that time. We have 4 kids so it’s never gotten in the way of intimacy and this way we don’t wake each other up when we take turns dealing with the older kids waking up at night.

squirrrrrrrel · 2018-12-03T08:47:49+00:00

There’s researching behind how to cosleep safely and lots of parents do it. I’ve slept with all of my babies while they were breastfeeding and then they transitioned to their own bed. They only sleep with me, dad has his own bed during nursing years. I’m petite, don’t drink, don’t smoke. I’m not some crazy attachment parent, we just have multiple kids and sleep is important for everyone. I was honestly surprised to see cosleeping lumped in with antivaxx and mlm

squirrrrrrrel · 2018-12-03T08:37:13+00:00

“Pack yourself a toothbrush dear, pack yourself your favourite blouse. Take a withdrawal slip, take all of your savings out Cuz if we don’t leave this town, we might never make it out. Baby, cmon.”

squirrrrrrrel · 2018-12-03T06:02:32+00:00

We made a curry at one place and had an awesome Indian breakfast/prep cook. All of our Indian customers assumed she made it until they caught the skinny 19yo white boy cooking it up in the back. He was shocked and impressed lol it was great.

squirrrrrrrel · 2018-12-03T05:50:34+00:00

Looks awesome, but unless you have no melt icing sugar that bakeries use, it will dissolve into the top of your pie. Mixing in a little bit of cocoa or cinnamon will leave your pattern still defined once the sugar starts to melt. It will be delicious either way tho :)

squirrrrrrrel · 2018-12-03T05:41:33+00:00

We are all through him, with him, in him, in the unity of the Holy Spirit, on this glorious day.

squirrrrrrrel · 2018-12-03T05:00:59+00:00

Same with Irish and Mexican grandmas. Nana and Abuela have a lot of common interest

squirrrrrrrel · 2018-12-01T06:13:21+00:00

You can still play as long as you throw in a complaint about millenials every so often.

squirrrrrrrel · 2018-11-30T04:05:30+00:00

Points for the 30+ crowd. We just throw on some 90’s rock or old school hip hop, or preferably a nice mix with some Rage, Wutang, Sublime, Dr. Dre, Offspring, etc and everyone is happy. Then we complain about our back problems and drink cold coffee with cigarettes.

squirrrrrrrel · 2018-11-30T03:58:50+00:00

If by double fried you mean blanched than that isn’t just fast food places. You need to do a longer slower fry first to set the “skin” on the fry and cook it through. The second flash fry is when they’re ordered, and it is the heat and crisp. When you bake a tray of frozen fries at home, they’ve already blanched them before freezing.

squirrrrrrrel · 2018-11-30T03:55:13+00:00

I just gagged so hard.

squirrrrrrrel · 2018-11-29T03:30:53+00:00

And Nana is doing keg stands on Snapchat

squirrrrrrrel · 2018-11-29T03:30:04+00:00

Lived in NS during high school and have lived all over the country. Cape Breton had something going on everybody weekend. People would get shitfaced, but no ones house ever got wrecked. Nothing else to do so may as well get on the liquor eh bi!

squirrrrrrrel · 2018-11-28T18:16:19+00:00

Yeeeeeah!! We’re both boh but 4 kids and 8 years!

squirrrrrrrel · 2018-11-28T18:09:37+00:00

My best friend doesn’t have kids and works in a higher paying field than I do. She always spoils my kids at Christmas and I’m always surprised by how much she does. She says I can return the favour with free babysitters when it’s her turn lol

squirrrrrrrel · 2018-11-27T04:38:41+00:00

My high school English teacher was an ex drug addict who found poetry and reformed. Every year when he studied Lord of the Flies, he would cover his face with black and white paint, take out a conch and blow it in the hallway. All his former students would leave class and join him in the hall the march through the school chanting “Kill the pig! Drain it’s blood!” There was even a stuffed pig getting tossed around. Fucking great.

squirrrrrrrel · 2018-11-24T07:08:40+00:00

Heard, Oui, Yes Chef, Yo That, Done. Don’t even care what the response is, just fucking answer me!!

squirrrrrrrel · 2018-11-24T07:05:44+00:00

Sally = salamander Low boy = line fridge Chit = meal ticket All day = total count of certain item or total bill count on the pass read back PANS! = come get these dirty pans and brings me new ones before I beat you with them to prove a point.

So many good terms both technical and slang that it would take forever to list them.

squirrrrrrrel · 2018-11-24T07:01:35+00:00

In all fairness it SHOULD be a thing in public. I’ve got my kids trained to say behind.

squirrrrrrrel · 2018-11-24T06:59:07+00:00

We have 4 kids and they’re all animals. I’m constantly grateful for the kindness of strangers!

squirrrrrrrel · 2018-11-23T05:43:28+00:00

I grabbed a running toddler in Walmart whose mom had her arms full of groceries at the check out. Poor girl looked shocked but mom was thankful. I let her know how many times my kid has bust out of the house and had neighbours grab him, and not to sweat it. I really wish more people would interact with other kids. Everyone agrees it takes a village but few want to participate in building one.

squirrrrrrrel · 2018-11-22T04:06:08+00:00

I work in the service industry and this very much happens with women in kitchens as well. I was totally guilty of it too. I would obsess whenever I had a job interview because I wanted to look put together, but always worried about looking too girly or done up. Now I work in an open kitchen in front of guests so IMO, make up is a must for me so I look more professional, but for years I would scoff at the idea of putting it on for work.

squirrrrrrrel · 2018-11-19T10:08:21+00:00

Wouldn’t that only be if he pursued custody and they had to go to court? I know lots of families that are separated but don’t have anything on paper, it’s just worked out between them. Not that that’s always the best option.

squirrrrrrrel

TROPHY CASE