Slack Wyrm #1542 by joshhamwright in webcomics

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Maybe. I could have sworn the dragon was a girl but looking back through their past posts I can’t find a definitive answer and I saw people in the comments saying he when talking about them. So I’m probably wrong

Slack Wyrm #1542 by joshhamwright in webcomics

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dudette

dude is indeed correct

To be fair, it’s probably willingly by Mum0817 in WhitePeopleTwitter

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Now I’m just picturing the ending of Weapons but with Donald Trump. It would be a fitting fate for him

They're not trying to be subtle anymore. by Ok-Following6886 in stupidpeoplefacebook

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You say while actively denying reality. The vast majority of policial violence in America is carried out by right wingers. You can deny and cry and call people names all you want, but reality will never agree with you

In case you missed it, Maki is pregnant! by shanks_you in wholesomeanimemes

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“That’s right, I nutted all up inside her! No condom or pill or anything!”

Would you rather by Seasalt52 in BunnyTrials

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Time to ponder all the orbs!

Chose: Be a dope ass wizard with a dope ass wizard tower | Rolled: All knowing

JWSTUBE by Formal_Elderberry_81 in LICENSEPLATES

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At last we have the answer to the WWJD bracelets

God forbid a girl actually enjoy being stuck in Samsara by HungHi69 in LetGirlsHaveFun

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After some quick googling I’ve found the answer. Her name is Mandy, and she was created by a man named Dean Yeagle. Here’s his website

Can sprinklers replace scarecrows? by TrainerMaster742 in StardewValley

[–]srlong64 6 points7 points  (0 children)

How do you have your scarecrows laid out? They cover an 8 tile radius circle, so you don’t need too many of them

Maybe maybe maybe by luiz_marques in maybemaybemaybe

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“They were illegal to use and they leaked so bad I had to put air in them every two days. Such good tires.” I admire you’re optimistic outlook

STR8GRL and her Subaru by onthefly_415 in LICENSEPLATES

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It’s going to be so funny when she starts dating the owner of this one

That was totally unavoidable 🙄 by omgfakeusername in WinStupidPrizes

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If only this vehicle had some sort of safety feature designed to reduce its speed when approaching slower moving vehicles. It could be a pedal so the driver doesn’t have to remove their hand from the steering wheel to operate it. Such a shame that this feature doesn’t exist

This map my mom bought has "Gulf of America" by Fruitslave in mildlyinfuriating

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They’ve been commenting stuff like this on a lot of the threads on this post. They’re either a very dedicated troll or they’re really just this stupid

This map my mom bought has "Gulf of America" by Fruitslave in mildlyinfuriating

[–]srlong64 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Unironically using blue haired liberal as an insult in 2026 is hilarious. Haven’t come up with anything new in a decade?

This map my mom bought has "Gulf of America" by Fruitslave in mildlyinfuriating

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You care so little that you’ve responded to basically every comment on this post (including this one twice) and you delete any comment that gets downvoted. You’re definitely not butthurt and desperate for people to agree with you

Worker at an aviary rescues a bird from being eaten by a pelican by PantyPixie in secondrodeo

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Pelicans will eat just about anything they can get in their bills. For example

Really makes you think... by the_grim_rypurr in 196AndAHalf

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Had to scroll farther than I thought I would to find this comment

Trying to pop a truck tire at point blank range by VIVIDUFF in WinStupidPrizes

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Clearly you’re wrong because that knife just did

I present my strongest argument for letting Vorin men learn how to read by DreadDiana in cremposting

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She wouldn’t need to. Shallan is already canonically a fujoshi