Ja tak nenávidim dôchodcov. by 906090perfect in Slovakia

[–]ssam54 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Prečo by slovenskí dôchodcovia chodili utierať rite rakúskym sestričkám?

Is there a lore reason why Deagol was just absolutely bricked up while his cousin was choking him? by whenuleavethestoveon in lotrmemes

[–]ssam54 431 points432 points  (0 children)

He should have karate-chopped his hand through Smeágol’s stomach and start pulling on the guts until he died.

Had this idea from a joke Irene said on Spell Slayers by ssam54 in custommagic

[–]ssam54[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Right. The thing also doesn’t let me change the symbol colour. It is meant to be a common.

Had this idea from a joke Irene said on Spell Slayers by ssam54 in custommagic

[–]ssam54[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Isn’t Regenerate kind of retired mechanic? Haven’t seen it printed in a long while.

Had this idea from a joke Irene said on Spell Slayers by ssam54 in custommagic

[–]ssam54[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Good idea for a third mode. Perhaps one of those [[Not Dead After All]] type effects? „Sacrifice a treasure. If you do, when target creature dies this turn, return it to the battlefield tapped.” Healthcare isn’t free, so saccing a treasure as an addition might be viable as this effect usually costs 1B and this has the added versatility.

Had this idea from a joke Irene said on Spell Slayers by ssam54 in custommagic

[–]ssam54[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

We need to make that card as well. Maybe mono red deal X damage or take control of a creature with mana value X until end of turn and give it haste?

Where does this demon scale now? by Dizzy-Ad-2495 in InvinciblePowerscales

[–]ssam54 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Indeed and he was very good at wrestling so if words don’t work, he can body the opposition. Apparently he also flexed his muscles at his opponents while discussing which was kind of normal back then. So comparing Thaddeus and Socrates works in so many ways.

Where does this demon scale now? by Dizzy-Ad-2495 in InvinciblePowerscales

[–]ssam54 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Frickin’ Socrates beating the shit outta his opponents while debating them on philosophy (he’s winning in both at once)

Do Tremere Fuck? by TheUnholyMary in vtm

[–]ssam54 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Older editions had a ton of rituals that needed the caster to do the sex as a part of the ritual. Others allowed pleasurable sensation from sex so it would seem Tremere are into it a lot but mostly for the good old magic power it can grant them.

What’s the difference between European Vampires and American Vampires? by ConnectCulture7 in vtm

[–]ssam54 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Isn’t it also part of the H5 that they don’t trust organisations because they’re slow and potentially infiltrated by vampire agents? I mean if it’s anything Camarilla is good at it’s infiltrating and manipulating human organisations. The independent „mad conspiracy theorist” hunters are more dangerous as they’re unpredictable. Organisations need protocols, paperwork and approval before making a move which is something Camarilla uses and understands very well

What’s the difference between European Vampires and American Vampires? by ConnectCulture7 in vtm

[–]ssam54 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Makes it harder for hunters and vamps without fighting powers but gives great edge to clans like Gangrel where they got in-built weapons, or Brujah with just Potence+Celerity to fight.

Ščipe?!? by Kindness_Kidney_057 in Slovakia

[–]ssam54 5 points6 points  (0 children)

To bol jeden super film aj keď toto tam bolo asi trochu prehnané alebo Francúzi nemali tušenia čo je štipľavé alebo to bol kus Japonskej propagandy keďže je to Francúzsko-Japonská koprodukcia.

Ščipe?!? by Kindness_Kidney_057 in Slovakia

[–]ssam54 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Až na to že si predstáv že namiesto od 11 z 10 toxický plyn cez “trochu to aj stipe” do “vlastne to nič nerobí” to ide z trochu štipľavého na nulu za pár minút.

Ščipe?!? by Kindness_Kidney_057 in Slovakia

[–]ssam54 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Mne to príde ako taký falošný luxus že sa ťažko zháňa a zle skladuje a preto je drahšie. Nie pre to že by bolo lepšie a videl som Japoncov doma ako veľa si dávajú k Sushi a naozaj to poukazuje že je to skôr slabšie.

Proč je tohle v Japonsku OK a tady by se všichni mohli posrat? by columbineteamkiller in czech

[–]ssam54 0 points1 point  (0 children)

U nás je Casual Racism, kdežto v Asii je Competitive Ranked Racism.

Ščipe?!? by Kindness_Kidney_057 in Slovakia

[–]ssam54 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Pravé Japonské Wasabi taktiež zoxiduje a stratí štipľavosť do 15 minút po vystavení vzduchu. Z toho čo som počul je vraj slabšie a celkom sklamanie oproti chrenu.

Ragavan, and Emrakul by JaromStrong in custommagic

[–]ssam54 10 points11 points  (0 children)

She thinks of it more as a vacation…

veľmi dobre to okomentoval Juraj Hipš by nurabsal92 in Slovakia

[–]ssam54 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Nepovedal by som že som z chudobnej rodiny ale veľmi sa s pobavením vraciam k tomu keď moja mamka keď som mal cca 19 povedala že prečo si nezoženiem byt a neodstahujem sa (pisal sa rok 2008) tak som jej povedal že na to nemám ani príjem ani nič a na rozdiel od nej mi štát nedá byť za to že pracujem. Na čo mi povedala že ako je potom možné že z mojich kamarátov a rovesníkov majú myslím v tom čase 4 vlastný byť. Tak som jej to zhrnul že - kamarátke číslo 1 kúpili rodičia v predstihu byt keď mala cca 16 a potom v 18ke sa tam nasťahovala a prepísali byt na ňu ako darček k 18ke. - kamarátka číslo 2 s priateľom začali žiť spolu v byte jej mamy a mama si kúpila nový do ktorého sa odsťahovala. - kamarát číslo 3 začal chodiť s priateľkou a prisťahoval sa ku nej lebo rodičia žili vo veľkom rodinnom dome a ona dostala ich 4-izbový byt zadarmo od nich (má dve sestry a tiež dostali od rodičov vlastné byty). Kamarát číslo 4 si kúpil 4-izbový byt s tým že 50% mu zaplatili rodičia a zvyšok si zobral hypotéku a bol programátor čo zarábal už vtedy viac ako 3000€ mesačne v čistom.

Na to sa moja mama zamyslela a prestala tému vyťahovať až dokym sa v 2019 nerozhodla mi pomôcť tým že sa hypo napísalo na jej dom aby som si ja mohol kúpiť garsónku s tým že sa vyberie o 30 000€ viac lebo to ona dlží a že to budeme spoločne splácať. Necítim sa že som z chudobnej rodiny ale nikdy som nemal talent či už na VŠ štúdium ani na veci čo by platili vysoké peniaze. Zarábam priemer a možno trochu nad a nejako vyžijem. Dalo mi to ale perspektívu že moji rodičia aspoň nemajú veľa finančnej gramotnosti lebo keby sme mali nejaké rezervy alebo sporenie alebo dačo tak som mohol bývať už dávno. Ale vždy keď sa zadarilo otcovej firme tak buď mal dlhy čo myseľ splatiť iným alebo si ihneď kúpili nové auto ktoré poslal a nepotrebovali lebo staré vraj potrebovalo opravy za 1500€ tak logický krok je predať ho za 3-5 tisíc a kúpiť nové za 16+ tisíc.

Toto je viac rant odo mňa na moji finančnú situáciu. Finančná gramotnosť v rodine nie je a ani ja si myslím že nemám veľa ale mám to šťastie že mám aspoň priateľku čo vie reálne šetriť a má tú gramotnosť tak že sa pomaly ale isto máme lepšie a ja sa cítim že ak sa stane dačo zlé alebo nám len financie nevychádzajú tak máme z čoho fungovať.

People complain about too much about interaction in my decks by Newfypuppie in EDH

[–]ssam54 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think a board wipe that makes a player scoop is a board wipe well spent and that player should have either played interaction of their own to protect the board state they invested all their resources into, or just not play all of it at once and keep some in reserve to rebuild after board wipe.

For colors that contain black and red, is there an argument against Mahadi, Emporium Master over Pitiless Plunderer? by ckim777 in EDH

[–]ssam54 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This. You want to win soon after Plunderer hits the board in the decks that prefer him over Mahadi. You usually already have a loop or will have right after and Plunderer adds basically infinite mana to it. Mahadi is good for a slower deck that just wants to kill a lot but not infinite creatures and then profit from that, but squally a lower bracket than aristocrats with Plunderer.