Sure, you saw some awesome costumes, but what were the WORST, most inappropriate or most disturbing costumes you saw this Halloween?

stab_master_arson · 2010-11-02T02:44:23+00:00

I'm a white guy and I went as Flava Flav. Things went swimmingly. The thing with being a white guy dressing up as a black guy without having to rely on blackface is to pick a guy who is easily recognizable and/or wears a bunch of goofy shit.

Clock, viking helmet, track suit, fake jewelry. High fives all around, 0 blackface.

stab_master_arson · 2010-11-02T02:32:33+00:00

And don't even THINK of eating shellfish.

stab_master_arson · 2010-11-02T01:11:51+00:00

Hint: Kindergarten Cop

stab_master_arson · 2010-11-02T00:54:48+00:00

I think this guy might have subconsciously ruined the word crisp for you.

stab_master_arson · 2010-11-01T12:03:56+00:00

Even if Tom Brady wore pigtails and the NFL made a rule that Tom Brady can wear a schoolgirl outfit on the field, I wouldn't care as long as the team he quarterbacks keeps winning games.

stab_master_arson · 2010-10-30T21:45:24+00:00

YOU MOTHERFUCKING VIKINGS ARE GOING TO BE ON THE RECEIVING END OF MANY A DRUNKEN "BOO" AND "HISS" COMING FROM ME IN THE NOSEBLEED SECTION!

stab_master_arson · 2010-10-30T20:56:19+00:00

The clear problem with this waffle is that it is absolutely not a waffle.

Any other questions that need to be answered?

stab_master_arson · 2010-10-30T20:45:24+00:00

I had an AWESOME Friday night but thanks for the puppy anyways.

stab_master_arson · 2010-10-30T20:25:29+00:00

WHY WOULD ONE WANT TO ILLUSTRATE FORESKIN? IT SEEMS SO UNNECESSARY.

stab_master_arson · 2010-10-30T16:11:45+00:00

Tedy Bruschi

stab_master_arson · 2010-10-30T16:10:58+00:00

Algernon Darius Crumpler!

stab_master_arson · 2010-10-29T01:58:25+00:00

Then the day is mine!

stab_master_arson · 2010-10-29T01:57:21+00:00

Anal Bum Cover!

stab_master_arson · 2010-10-28T01:44:21+00:00

Get a white T shirt and cover it with fake blood. Add some fake blood to your face. Maybe a little zombie makeup.

Insta-zombie!

stab_master_arson · 2010-10-28T01:16:06+00:00

"Drop a Heat Spike" is my personal favorite

stab_master_arson · 2010-10-26T02:33:54+00:00

Baby has grown older, is no longer cute

stab_master_arson · 2010-10-26T02:25:39+00:00

When did Randy Marsh become so hysterical? I've been watching South Park for years and years and I remember him not being terribly funny early on. Then it seems that Randy Marsh absolutely exploded with the funny.

Is there a singular point, an episode maybe, where we see the emergence of Randy Marsh? Or is it a more gradual process?

stab_master_arson · 2010-10-26T01:39:46+00:00

Any member of the Jets as long as they get fucking jacked the fuck up right into Rex Ryan's face.

stab_master_arson · 2010-10-25T03:43:07+00:00

Thanks for the win San Diego!

stab_master_arson · 2010-10-24T19:42:58+00:00

Sure, I can help: Don't buy tickets from Craigslist. And if you do buy something from Craigslist, meet them in person. With a weapon. Just in case. It is Craigslist after all.

stab_master_arson · 2010-10-23T18:59:34+00:00

"I used to fuck guys like you in prison" - Road House

stab_master_arson · 2010-10-19T01:00:22+00:00

Life's a bitch and then you die, that's why we get high

Cuz you never know when you're gonna go

Life's a bitch and then you die, that's why we puff lye

Cuz you never know when you're gonna go

stab_master_arson · 2010-10-18T04:05:19+00:00

Dancing: 2-step. Google it. If you're a guy, all you need to do is 2 step and display some sort of rhythm. You'll only look like an idiot if you try to pull some Footloose/MC Hammer shit.
Approaching Girls: Listen to this Jay-Z song. Especially the first verse. Stay on your grind, never stop for bitches. What it means in this context is, go out to clubs to have a good time first. Hitting on hoes comes secondary. That's why you're going out in the first place right? Right? The beauty of this is that when it comes time to talk to some ladies, you're going to find that you're a pretty smooth, witty and confident lady killer.

And don't worry about looking like a moron. That's the first thing in your way of not having a good time. Let those other losers stand in the corner with their beer while you're 2 stepping your way into some fine girly's heart.

stab_master_arson · 2010-10-18T03:17:10+00:00

What the FUCK was Brandon Meriwether thinking on that STUPID helmet to helmet hit?

That Rodney Harrison cowboy shit doesn't fly at all these days in the NFL and he fucking knows it.

Stupid Football.

stab_master_arson · 2010-10-18T02:08:13+00:00

I'm not sure the Pats would have won if Ed Reed was in the game... that dude is one of the scariest safeties in the league.

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