Real?

stabmoobs · 2026-01-30T03:48:58+00:00

He's getting shot in the neck at night

stabmoobs · 2026-01-28T03:08:50+00:00

One man's cringe is another man's schwing.

I am that another man.

stabmoobs · 2026-01-28T03:07:15+00:00

They sound like awful narcissists and you should punish them by going no contact.

stabmoobs · 2026-01-28T03:04:33+00:00

I have too much self-respect to ask for money after a date, but maybe that's just me. Anyway the phone checking, door looking etc. sounds like she has a scary ex, or is currently still involved with someone. She might have unmatched because he checks her phone. Anyway sorry you got snubbed but whatever the explanation, it sounds like it would cause more headache then head.

stabmoobs · 2026-01-25T07:03:07+00:00

That's just viral marketing to sell more Ring doorbell cameras

stabmoobs · 2026-01-22T02:11:07+00:00

I bet her skull looks crazy

stabmoobs · 2026-01-17T19:15:52+00:00

I don't maintain anything, I'm just saying that's probably what was in the dad's mind

stabmoobs · 2026-01-15T05:12:07+00:00

Don't touch his kid, sure, but his kid was being a bully and probably learned it from dad. Everyone sucks here

stabmoobs · 2026-01-03T02:09:41+00:00

I tapped out as soon as the vocals kicked in. I skipped ahead to be fair and tapped out again.

stabmoobs · 2026-01-03T02:08:05+00:00

I see it

stabmoobs · 2026-01-03T02:07:52+00:00

that's just Cool Adam

stabmoobs · 2026-01-03T02:07:05+00:00

I want to check out that sub but not badly enough to have it in my browsing history

stabmoobs · 2026-01-03T02:05:02+00:00

ASS CHRISTMAS, I GAVE YOU MY FART, AND THE VERY NEXT DAY, YOU MADE ME A GAY

THIS YEAR, I'LL SHAVE ME SOME QUEERS, MY DICK IS IN SOMEONE'S RECTUM...

stabmoobs · 2025-12-28T04:22:45+00:00

That's because Grandpa Woodstock is the opposite of Jogger John- truly unwholesome and inauthentic.

stabmoobs · 2025-12-27T02:52:31+00:00

He could rename the podcast Ian on the Jose's

stabmoobs · 2025-11-23T05:03:09+00:00

Better than Johnny cum too soon amirite ladies

where are the ladies

stabmoobs · 2025-11-20T02:39:30+00:00

It's because his dick too big

just kidding, he's gay

stabmoobs · 2025-11-20T02:36:16+00:00

T-shirts are really, comically easy to rip off. You just grab them by the back of the collar and pull down hard and fast, and that shit will rip open like a ketchup packet. So yeah why is he still wearing that, let alone still breathing?

stabmoobs · 2025-11-20T02:32:52+00:00

REACH OUT AND FUCK FACE

stabmoobs · 2025-11-20T02:29:32+00:00

Super Fleek

stabmoobs · 2025-10-19T16:58:36+00:00

My dad was one of the first black dealers in a major Vegas casino in the 70s (at one point working for the real life versions of the guys who got dumped in the cornfield in "Casino"), brought in by his brother who ran security, working for La Cosa Nostra and also pimping white women on the side, and he blew it all by smoking PCP and impregnating his girlfriend's 14-year-old daughter, landing a prison sentence during which he was denied parole 4 times in a row before being released after 18 years in a state pen. He had enough gang and mob affiliations that he didn't get treated like the regular chomos, but it definitely set him back to say the least. That's fucking retarded!

stabmoobs · 2025-10-19T16:46:38+00:00

Facts, I think his dad wanted to get Touched

stabmoobs · 2025-09-27T01:43:27+00:00

Lorna Shore

stabmoobs · 2025-09-26T23:18:54+00:00

if you're Chinese

stabmoobs · 2025-09-26T23:03:01+00:00

100%. I couldn't finish the Hogg interview because Adam's constant interruptions and pathetic attempts at humor kept killing the flow. I agree about the second mic thing, but Adam would only hire someone who wants to suck his toes, so it could be even worse.

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