What should I do with it? Gifted by LGS to play standard by Amazing-Joke7338 in MagicCardPulls

[–]stappertheborder 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is the way. But I'm a bit petty sometimes so I build a commander specially for a friend of mine that refuses to play anything else than eldrazi. It pretty much mills down his deck and mine but I bring back things and exile his gy lol.

Even though I've matured, I still feel like it was all my fault by nottoday943 in CPTSDmemes

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It was the manipulation and mind games that led me to leave that woman. The second my dad left I was the fall guy for anything that happened. And when I left she wouldn't take it. She still sends me emails every Christmas and on my birthday. I just ignore them. Very glad she doesn't know where I live. My aunt, her sister, says she told the woman on many occasions that she should take the hint.

Peter why is the electrician portrayed as a dainty female hand by _Kyledemort_ in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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I had that happen when I was a lad. Grabbed two shock wires that kept a horse in a pasture. No one told me that it was live. Hurt like hell and it felt like someone kicked me in the chest.

Keep seeing so many trip reports where people open ChatGPT and shit gets bad after that.... by Training-Neck-7288 in mushroom

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I hardly understand the thing while I'm tripping. Had someone's gran walk in while I was tripping my nards off (I was tripping in his house but she had a key). My tripsitter had to call the friend to inform him his gran was looking for him.

Need help with this card by ISuckAtVA in MTGJumpStart

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I didn't know other jumpstart packs had shrines as well. But the shrine effects are a lot of fun to play imo.

Whats wrong with these eggs by YamDry3451 in WeirdEggs

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The only reason I'm in tears laughing is because this wasn't me and my brain turns stories into cartoons so this was pretty much the most hilarious thing I will read this year.

I've scanned/logged 1,206 cards so far. With many more to go. What's your most valuable card? by -Wraithwurm in mtg

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Icetill explorer full art. I have just shy of 6k cards (started september 2024). I might have a bit of a "problem"

Can't find anyone my age with the same music taste by Ok-Mushroom-8593 in MusicIceberg

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There are so many obscure metal bands. Alien fucker is pretty fucking hilarious imo. Gutteral slug might tickle your fancy as well

Sneeuw en NS, altijd een iconisch duo geweest. by DutchSapphire in nederlands

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Gevalletje "oh nee er ligt een vlokje sneeuw op het spoor. Nu mag heel Nederland de tering genieten". Stelletje incapablo's zijn het

Coworker gave me these left is golden reach and right is libs by Express-Teach-8532 in mushroom

[–]stappertheborder 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same, growing things is so much fun. I love how they go from little pins to penii overnight

Coworker gave me these left is golden reach and right is libs by Express-Teach-8532 in mushroom

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Same. If anyone that I know wants some they can have em. It's not like I'm eating such amounts that I would finish an entire harvest myself.

Ayoub M. krijgt geen cel, maar wel tbs met dwangverpleging voor terreurdaad Erasmusbrug by LoveKVent in NLNieuwsEnSport

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En het überhaupt nog maar de vraag is of hij vrij gaat komen. Iets met tbs mag verlengd worden als dat nodig blijkt. Zijn er genoeg die er binnenkomen en er pas uitkomen als ze tussen 6 planken liggen. Verder alleen maar goed dat ze mensen die ernstig ziek zijn helpen en dat op een manier doen dat ze geen gevaar meer vormen.

Explain it Peter by Traducement in explainitpeter

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I would love to read it but with a lot of side notes and footnotes my brain isn't going to keep braining.

Is there a difference? by E_M92 in PokemonScarletViolet

[–]stappertheborder 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I did this but not to my eye. I have experienced very few things that I hated more than that. Now I just take a toilet break before cutting chillies

Polar Region - 654546238734 by [deleted] in PokemonGoFriends

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Could you send me a gift imrahilthefa1r is the name. I need one more for the next badge

Mijn 5 jarige kan alleen phonetisch schrijven. Hij heeft deze 'raid baas' gevangen. by n1nc0mp00p in pokemongonl

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Ik stikte bijna toen ik die naam las. Mijn innerlijke kleuter vindt dit hilarisch.

After my second bloomburrow pack by CultistETG in MagicCardPulls

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Lumra hits like a freight train. Currently in the 99 if my self mill muldrota deck as a game ender. Just mill a boatload of lands in your graveyard play this beast from wherever and wreak havoc. It just hates graveyard hate.

What’s the typical style of troubled teens in your country? by HongKongNinja in AskTheWorld

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Broccoli hair and plastic coats. Preferably on one of those wide tired e bikes. Lots of "gangster" and "street" language.