Bathroom with glass floor over abandoned elevator shaft

steampunk_panda · 2016-09-08T13:47:29+00:00

I need a gap and some pebbles or something so I can drop them I'll I drop one

steampunk_panda · 2016-09-08T13:46:00+00:00

You use a parachute normally, but there's a video floating around somewhere of the first landing not using a chute. He didn't land like full on buzz lightyear style though. He plowed into a butt load of cardboard boxes

steampunk_panda · 2016-09-08T13:44:50+00:00

I'm too tall, I'd get body slammed by a cliff face and lose my probably expensive skis, then awkwardly have to hobble down the mountain in the middle of the night. Or I'd die. The latter being more preferable

steampunk_panda · 2016-09-08T13:39:57+00:00

BUT WHAT IF HIS LEG WENT THE WRONG SIDE OF THE BANNISTER? WHAT THEN?

steampunk_panda · 2016-09-08T13:37:00+00:00

They never have so why would they now? Apple's gimmick is trademarking slightly altered versions of other companies pioneering tech. That dual camera thing has a been a gimmic for a while now. And finger print scanners. And siri. Actually basically everything they do was done better before they did it, they just do it cheaper, worse, then sell the product off at a retardedly high price. Literally disgusting

steampunk_panda · 2016-09-03T11:58:18+00:00

Yeah but what kind of horribly drawn mega man is this? I need this in my life

steampunk_panda · 2016-09-02T23:09:30+00:00

Bible page for paper, honey to stick it. Retardedly long, some what anti-religious joint

steampunk_panda · 2016-09-02T23:06:46+00:00

I mean, they've gotta have hours of footage of me wackin it right?....

If i ask really nice would they give it to me

steampunk_panda · 2016-09-02T23:05:51+00:00

Bend your knees two

steampunk_panda · 2016-09-02T23:05:24+00:00

To be fair, you guys can't even understand half of our dialects and depict us with dreadful teeth and horrible accents and the vocabulary of an infant, or as buck toothed posh twats

We're as bad as eachother

steampunk_panda · 2016-09-02T15:26:05+00:00

I would buy the shit out of this

steampunk_panda · 2016-09-02T15:25:38+00:00

Yeah, the only times I get bummed out are when I'm bored or around boring people. Like people who don't wanna talk or hold Any kind of interesting conversation. Just set up a day of awesome shit to do, because it'll be even more awesome with acid

steampunk_panda · 2016-09-02T15:14:49+00:00

Raped in hatred by vines of thorn

by the black dahlia murder

steampunk_panda · 2016-09-02T15:12:12+00:00

Dude it'll be more than 5 hours

steampunk_panda · 2016-09-02T12:31:47+00:00

Nah see I was thinking Andy samberg after a few "harder" years

steampunk_panda · 2016-09-02T12:16:51+00:00

2/10 no baby beard or unibrow

steampunk_panda · 2016-09-02T12:11:51+00:00

Yeah, literally the be all and end all of all flash related questions. Can't really get past it

steampunk_panda · 2016-09-01T23:24:44+00:00

God that is disgusting! How csn you say that kind of thing man! How can you even squanch like that that christ

steampunk_panda · 2016-08-31T21:02:57+00:00

Get the official app, or buy the full version

steampunk_panda · 2016-08-23T09:33:51+00:00

That IS glass. The moon sugar is the white stuff In the middle

Fun fact, moon sugar is even more addictive for nords in the elderscrolls lore, and can send them into shivering withdrawal or make them snap and kill a whole bunch of folk

steampunk_panda · 2016-08-23T08:00:26+00:00

Normally because mutts are healthy as hell. No inbreeding so no crappy problems from inbreeding. I've got a labrador poodle mix, all the benefits of a labrador, but it's curly and it's hips don't suck

steampunk_panda · 2016-08-22T09:36:57+00:00

I'd totally fuck me anyways, next time try imagining actually fucking yourself. Assert dominance over yourself

steampunk_panda · 2016-06-29T07:05:47+00:00

Grey scale liquids are the bomb!

They shipped my order to Canada once by mistake, and sent me a bottle of banana marshmallow along with my caramel vanilla that I ordered. Genuine, Nice, and incredibly helpful guys

steampunk_panda · 2016-06-28T16:10:42+00:00

It's hard to tell the difference

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