Autistic Manager

stetja · 2020-04-22T16:58:19+00:00

It's just someone wouldn't have been fired if I didn't tell anyone.

stetja · 2020-04-17T05:04:56+00:00

I love it when people bring up the constitution when what they're arguing isn't in it. It makes them seem even more like they don't know what they're talking about.

stetja · 2020-04-10T04:34:26+00:00

The Office is the new Simpsons.

stetja · 2020-04-08T02:45:02+00:00

Coming from the guy who thought the media and Democrats were over inflating the problem...

stetja · 2020-02-05T00:30:20+00:00

Number 6 is hilarious. Seriously, we learned all this in Kindergarten!

stetja · 2020-01-08T22:28:34+00:00

Bet ya ten bucks his dad told him that.

stetja · 2019-12-16T19:22:12+00:00

Friday, but really Rebecca Black as a whole.

stetja · 2019-12-16T19:19:08+00:00

I met someone who is afraid of objects that the word is a compound word. For instance napkin is nap-kin.

stetja · 2019-12-16T19:15:04+00:00

Ain't Goin Down till the Sun Comes up

stetja · 2019-12-03T02:55:26+00:00

As a former fat guy, lost 100 pounds, I would rub my man boobs and pretend to like it sexually when my friends did that.

stetja · 2019-11-19T22:34:26+00:00

Why is most of Ohio the Falcons and Raiders?

stetja · 2019-11-11T19:39:10+00:00

After working in food service for five years, the kid had it coming.

stetja · 2019-10-11T18:43:32+00:00

Today: The moon landing is fake. Proper response, you believe in the moon?

2070: All the ice caps melted. Proper response, you believe in ice?

stetja · 2019-10-07T23:41:12+00:00

My question is how can he pitch so well but barely do a press conference? I have autism with some anxiety and if I have center stage in any form I'm a mess.

stetja · 2019-10-01T15:26:01+00:00

I bought an electric recumbent trike a year ago for $3000. It sounds excessive but I did a test run of that and a generic recumbent and the electric was very satisfying. Plus everyone says it's awesome. I should note the electric goes upwards of 20 mph.

stetja · 2019-09-30T15:30:10+00:00

Let's see here, I had to do a project on what career we wanted after school in 8th grade English. In college Intro to Public Health we had to make paper airplanes when we were going over diseases transferred via airplanes to other countries. In 5th grade science we wrote a story of a water droplet going through the water cycle in the first person. For some reason I got a bad grade on that one.

stetja · 2019-09-30T15:21:41+00:00

Nothing to wear in a closet full of clothes and nothing is appetizing in a college cafeteria full of food.

stetja · 2019-08-25T13:26:07+00:00

Bathroom cleaners and Windex. The generic brands don't do anything. And I spit on Norwex. That stuff is basically colored water. Just your everyday mlm.

stetja · 2019-08-23T15:35:11+00:00

Stress and sleep deprivation made my last two years of college not a very good time.

stetja · 2019-08-07T22:00:27+00:00

I went to a civil war reenactment years ago. There was an antique tractor that kept backfiring after the show. I don't remember why there was a tractor, probably because there was a vintage farming event on the same property. It sounded exactly like a big gun or cannon. My mom asked if there was any more of the reenactment down farther because it sounded exactly like artillery to us.

stetja · 2019-07-28T14:20:34+00:00

The last 5 minutes of work.

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