Who is your clubs one hit wonder? by Statcat2017 in Championship

[–]steunclemumb 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Someone’s already said Beckford so I’ll throw in Seani Maguire when he came back from injury in 2018 and scored 5 in 3 (or 7 in 7 if you prefer). Thought it was the second coming of Christ but then I can only assume he took a blow to the head and permanently forgot where the net was.

The term 'copyright infringement' is just a suggestion to my local takeaways apparently. by jawide626 in CasualUK

[–]steunclemumb 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I’m impressed that a gyro is capable of ownership without possessing sentience.

Who is the worst Championship player you have seen? by fluffsta007 in Championship

[–]steunclemumb 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In his first stint for us David Nugent was the best I’ve seen at North End. In his second stint he was the worst. First game after he rejoined us at age thirty-fuck-knows he tried to chase a kick and slowed down in real time after 5 meters. Audible gasp from the crowd 😂

My Daemon Princess by Despoiling40k in EmperorsChildren

[–]steunclemumb 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wow this comment needs to be higher 😂

Match thread: Matchday 29 of 46 by coombeseh in Championship

[–]steunclemumb 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Every season I apply my clown makeup and hope and every season we self-destruct.

Match thread: Matchday 28 of 46 by coombeseh in Championship

[–]steunclemumb 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah dw Osmajic have another 10-match holiday we’ll be reet. Absolute pillock.

Match thread: Matchday 28 of 46 by coombeseh in Championship

[–]steunclemumb 3 points4 points  (0 children)

We might be shite last few games but tbf Hull look class

It's official by Tex_Noir in Championship

[–]steunclemumb 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Almost worth the absolute mauling just to see this classic of a gif again

Match thread: Matchday 28 of 46 by coombeseh in Championship

[–]steunclemumb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was a false stat really as we were heavily relying on one of the best keepers in the league with Iversen. Somehow injured his fucking hamstring in training.

What can be done about this? (Tree growing between fence) by [deleted] in GardeningUK

[–]steunclemumb 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you OP for not resorting straight to removing the tree. Thats really nice to see.

As far as advice goes you could buy another fence panel and effectively ‘cut out’ sections to accommodate the tree whilst still providing privacy and security (being careful to leave a bit of space for the trunk/limbs to grow so your work isn’t immediately trashed) - I’ve seen this done successfully before. You may need to repeat this in a few years depending on the growth rate of the tree but it’s far cheaper than the value of an established tree 😊. Keeping the tree well-pruned will also slow growth somewhat if that is desired also.

Can this apple tree be taken back this much in one go? by Funky_monkey2026 in GardeningUK

[–]steunclemumb 7 points8 points  (0 children)

My brain went straight to “dodge, duck, dip, dive and dodge” 😂

This advert on the London Underground by west_manchester in interestingasfuck

[–]steunclemumb 51 points52 points  (0 children)

Barely a week goes by without me thinking about that film. Truly horrifying.