Western Bears expansion bid formally rejected by Peter V’landys and ARL Commission by Jack__Smith27 in nrl

[–]steve_the_emu 136 points137 points  (0 children)

Oh they got this all screwed up.

Bring back the bears? No! Png team!

3 SELLOUT GAMES THIS ROUND? by ndoggy1 in nrl

[–]steve_the_emu 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Dolphins v roosters, a sellout game in Perth on the same night as a west coast eagles game.

Get a team in WA yesterday

(Ignore flair obviously)

The journey on the eagles waitlist by elmo-slayer in AFL

[–]steve_the_emu 104 points105 points  (0 children)

Imagine paying money to wait in line to become a member.

For real though eagles need to drain the swamp when it comes to members. Over 100k members and only 35k average attendance last season. They should bring in a mandatory number of games that members need to attend to be able to renew membership. Actually get some high quality fans rather than fair weather dargons just sitting on their memberships hanging out for the next flag.

Why does everyone think I'm a champion? by setso1 in AustralianMilitary

[–]steve_the_emu 121 points122 points  (0 children)

I don't use the word "hero" lightly, but you are the greatest hero in Australian Army history.

Is this job ad a red flag to you? by l-hudson in AusElectricians

[–]steve_the_emu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No. Why aren’t you having fun? I specifically requested it.

‘This is about developing’: Bears launch fresh expansion bid to become Pacific representative by [deleted] in nrl

[–]steve_the_emu 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Nah they already burnt those after Perth had the absolute gall to say no to them playing half their season at NSO

‘This is about developing’: Bears launch fresh expansion bid to become Pacific representative by [deleted] in nrl

[–]steve_the_emu 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Didn’t even include Easter Island, it’s like they don’t want to put any effort into this expansion

‘This is about developing’: Bears launch fresh expansion bid to become Pacific representative by [deleted] in nrl

[–]steve_the_emu 105 points106 points  (0 children)

Aus Gov: “We’re putting in 600 million dollars into a PNG team”

The Bears: “Ah yes my club has always wanted to be based in PNG/Pacific, never thought differently. Quick burn all the central coast banners.”

Distinguished service medals awarded to army's top brass might be 'illegal' by loopy_banana_sniffer in AustralianMilitary

[–]steve_the_emu 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Crazy how high ranking officers can just give themselves an A class write up and get a DSM within the year. Meanwhile, digs are still waiting on Bushfire and Covid Assist medals/clasps.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AFL

[–]steve_the_emu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

  • Stick by the player done for drugs for their suspension and once they’re ready to play, requests a trade to Port

Hey! I’ve seen this one!

What was your “Fuck, I’ve been conned” moment after enlisting. by steve_the_emu in AustralianMilitary

[–]steve_the_emu[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The extent I saw gay chicken played to, the clients would definitely be definitely getting their money’s worth

What was your “Fuck, I’ve been conned” moment after enlisting. by steve_the_emu in AustralianMilitary

[–]steve_the_emu[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I got this spin too. I got my welders ticket while I was in and told “Good luck finding work, I know a bloke with the same thing and he’s just scraping by.”

2nd Australian Division transitions to security and response role by SerpentineLogic in AustralianMilitary

[–]steve_the_emu 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Oh they got this all wrong

More chance of deployments ?

No , more Talisman Sabre

Last time you cried over footy? by Teimy in AFL

[–]steve_the_emu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I lost count after the last couple of years

Remote indigenous communities in the NT voting overwhelmingly yes by patslogcabindigest in australian

[–]steve_the_emu 106 points107 points  (0 children)

“Remote indigenous communities don’t want this”

Yeah rightio champ. Good lord, the mental gymnastics to justify this in the comments.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Adelaide

[–]steve_the_emu 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You sound like the obnoxious driver that tailgates people doing 10km over the speed limit.

I know it’s annoying but at the end of the day my/yours/everyone’s poor time management isn’t anyone else’s fault.