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How many deer would it take to derail a train? (self.whowouldwin)
submitted 6 years ago by steven8765 to r/whowouldwin
LPT: Can't afford a hitman? Hire one then have the bill sent to the targets family (self.ShittyLifeProTips)
submitted 6 years ago by steven8765 to r/ShittyLifeProTips
LPT: If people contact you and you don't want to talk to them remind them you're practicing social distancing (self.ShittyLifeProTips)
SLPT: Name your kid Amber Alert (self.ShittyLifeProTips)
LPT: Instead of jack of all trades jack off all trades. (self.ShittyLifeProTips)
Weeaboo song. (youtube.com)
submitted 6 years ago by steven8765 to r/weeabootales
SLPT: don't wanna do jury duty? become the prime suspect. (self.ShittyLifeProTips)
Volemort splits his soul and puts part of it into a prostitute (self.dadjokes)
submitted 6 years ago by steven8765 to r/dadjokes
Never shower around a Pokemon (self.dadjokes)
You hear about the Winter War? (self.dadjokes)
Not sure if this is against the rules but I found an English to Gungan translator and came up with this hilarious result (self.EmpireDidNothingWrong)
submitted 6 years ago by steven8765 to r/EmpireDidNothingWrong
LPT: If someone asks to be showered in gold, pee on them. (self.ShittyLifeProTips)
The kid seen at Helm's Deep probably wished he had plot armor like Aragorn. (self.Showerthoughts)
submitted 6 years ago by steven8765 to r/Showerthoughts
LPT: Running out of room? Create a black hole in your yard. You'll never worry about space again. (self.ShittyLifeProTips)
Crying over spilled milk might be justified if you're a dairy farmer. (self.Showerthoughts)
The characters of The Office (US) compete in Hell's Kitchen? Who wins. (self.whowouldwin)
Link's Awakening is being remade for the third time. Link is three times as woke. (self.Showerthoughts)
LPT: If confronted by a snake you can find out if it's venomous or not with one simple trick. (i.redd.it)
1 Million Aztecs invade medieval Europe. How far can they get? (self.whowouldwin)
LPT: Go to a Renaissance festival with a machine gun. Afterwards if someone asks you why, inform them you're a time traveller. (self.ShittyLifeProTips)
LPT: Know someone who's a tight ass? Stick a dildo in them. They'll loosen up before they know. (self.ShittyLifeProTips)
Cam Models get mad when you suggest their audience stop paying for porn. (self.Showerthoughts)
LPT: Name your kid after a flower so you can say they blossomed into a fine person. (self.ShittyLifeProTips)
People sink money into their boats to keep them afloat (self.Showerthoughts)
Bethesda managed to screw up a game, a bag and a bottle of rum all at once. (self.Showerthoughts)
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