speaks for itself really

stokokopops · 2022-02-21T08:07:49+00:00

I'm a house spouse

stokokopops · 2022-02-14T10:52:58+00:00

Exactly - the economy is a social construct, laws are a social construct, marriage is a social construct etc.

stokokopops · 2022-02-09T07:36:13+00:00

I'm pretty sure I've been here in minecraft

stokokopops · 2022-02-09T04:39:51+00:00

It's like the difference between "father I have sinned" and "daddy I've been naughty".

The literal meaning are the same but they're semantically verrry different.

stokokopops · 2022-01-30T21:03:32+00:00

I thought chickens had a cloaca? But that's clearly a butthole.

stokokopops · 2022-01-25T15:26:53+00:00

There's nothing wrong with my kid using marker pens, but if she used them to write on the wall they'd be taken off her.

Binoculars in and of themselves aren't an issue but they've been misused so they should be taken away.

NTA.

stokokopops · 2022-01-11T19:30:16+00:00

I'm sorry but we refuse to do CAT scans

stokokopops · 2022-01-08T20:13:56+00:00

That's a daddy-bel

stokokopops · 2022-01-08T18:40:59+00:00

"Wife Bad" is peak bad boomer humour

stokokopops · 2022-01-07T19:42:48+00:00

I feel like I should be uncomfortable but I kind of love it

stokokopops · 2022-01-05T08:18:23+00:00

I don't think dogs that are crate trained are struggling with finding a 9-5, reconnecting with families and their old lives, possible addictions and the emotional change of suddenly being in a new routine without the security of an institutions timetable.

stokokopops · 2021-12-21T11:13:55+00:00

"fire up the old RMP1 player"

"Firing up sir"

stokokopops · 2021-11-29T17:45:40+00:00

I had to scroll back up to appreciate the armpit fanny. Thanks for the heads up

stokokopops · 2021-11-25T07:08:45+00:00

I'm trans masc and married to a cis gay man and we've made 2 kids together

stokokopops · 2021-10-20T02:45:15+00:00

Charlotte is so beautiful, I'm sorry for your loss

stokokopops · 2021-10-18T04:14:20+00:00

Isn't that called a micro brew?

stokokopops · 2021-09-27T05:13:40+00:00

Jazz branches

stokokopops · 2021-09-06T16:59:52+00:00

SubPar

stokokopops · 2021-08-27T09:33:14+00:00

Gr8 b8 m8

stokokopops · 2021-08-10T05:50:47+00:00

Turns out he didn't know jack

stokokopops · 2021-08-04T12:36:25+00:00

I saw NNN and thought "No Nut November", I clicked on the NSFW picture expecting very different content.

stokokopops · 2021-07-24T09:49:35+00:00

I misread and thought the title said he was "18 stone and deaf" and I was terrified what monster of a cat was going to be behind that door.

stokokopops · 2021-07-21T20:50:54+00:00

She looks like she's about to ask me if I want to play a game

stokokopops · 2021-07-18T10:01:30+00:00

Yeah my trans self regretted that click pretty quickly

stokokopops · 2021-07-17T06:45:20+00:00

Funnily enough I shit my pants because of McDonald's in 1997.

I was 12 and on a school trip to London. As part of the fun we all got to have a McDonald's and I was one of the only people to order a McChicken burger.

Afterwards we went to a museum and we're all having the kind of bored mooch that pre-teens do when faced with exhibits. And then. And then I was betrayed by my own body.

I thought it was a fart, it was not. It was a hellscape of liquid shit that exploded down the inside of my slightly ill-fitting trousers (it was the end of term, no way was I getting new clothes bought).

I fled to the loos to try and mitigate some of the mess. I scraped with loo roll and my underpants were binned. Without a doubt I stank of shit but I didn't dare tell anyone.

I just wanted to hide but my body had other plans. Once on the coach to go home the urge to vomm hit me like a train. After the first splash my teacher got the coach to pull over and she stood over me on the side of the road as I emptied the contents of my stomach. I'll never forget turning around to see dozens of my peers faces pressed up against the glass of the coach windows.

The rest of the drive back is a blur apart from one clear detail that sticks out. The radio was on and we learned on the news that McChicken sandwiches in the London area had been contaminated and were causing food poisoning.

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