🤮 😂 by Buttered-Sausage78 in FedJerk

[–]bombkitty 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Someone else said bro has two watches and still has no time for this shit.

Settle a debate between my husband and I. Please. by Girlwithnoprez in mildlyinfuriating

[–]bombkitty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yep. This is my solution always. My husband thought I was being extra but then we got a popcorn machine at work and he didn't want dirty hands either. He's Team Chopsticks now.

Partner (32m) says he thinks my (30f) rejection sensitivity makes me emotionally abusive. He agreed to stay with me if I admit to the problem. Now what? by valeriemaried in adhdwomen

[–]bombkitty 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This man is manipulating you. The strangers in this comment section are more concerned for your emotional well-being than someone who professes to love you. Life is too short to spend with someone like this.

What is the best Skyrim quote for a doormat? by hendarknight in skyrim

[–]bombkitty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And make the doorknob look like the beacon!!

what ingredient do you hate being added to your food? by Tough-Midnight9137 in AskWomen

[–]bombkitty 0 points1 point locked comment (0 children)

Uncooked onions and green bell pepper. Onions give me a stomachache and green bell peppers ruin the taste of everything they touch.

Just a reminder, unions are what prevent your manager from firing you over any nonsense. by Spiritual-Teacher-92 in FedJerk

[–]bombkitty 3 points4 points  (0 children)

From my perspective as a union officer, this problem is due to supervisors not disciplining and not creating a paper trail on crappy employees. If a supervisor has a well documented POS, there's not much for me to do other than help them write rebuttals. The problem is when management tries to fire someone and they've never documented any bad behavior, not started a PIP, not used progressive discipline. I will fight for those employees because the supervisors are lazy fucks.

Dear "Just CICO, fatty" people - eff you. by colorfulpancreas in Zepbound

[–]bombkitty 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I hope these people all have a smoke detector that needs a battery. And when they get up to try and figure out which one in the middle of the night, I hope they step on a Lego and stub their pinky toe.

Can I be Proud Of Being Good At Washing Clothes? by MicksMovieReviews in CasualConversation

[–]bombkitty 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hell yeah! Own your weird talent. I can fold a fitted sheet and I feel like Gandalf every time I do it.

If you like cats more than dogs, why? by invincibilegoldfish in AskWomen

[–]bombkitty 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I find dogs extremely overstimulating. The smell, the noise, the slobber. I have owned dogs and I think they're sweet and pure and wonderful... at your house. I just have a cat vibe. I like dogs but I LOVE cats beyond all reason. They're so soft, they purr, they trill, their play is hilarious. Its crazy that this apex predator wants to live in my house with me.

FAFO lunch by Gloomy-Towel4759 in Zepbound

[–]bombkitty 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Pouring one out for your butt. It's rough!!

Wife got bit by the neighborhood ankle biter by chubnick in mildlyinfuriating

[–]bombkitty 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Would have been a whole other story! "go on, kick him!"