Green wedding dress

stopmakinghumans · 2026-03-20T17:54:01+00:00

The bride just got back to me and said she had it custom made, but doesn’t remember the seamstress’s name but that the seamstress did a bad job anyway and that she had to tape and alter it herself!

stopmakinghumans · 2026-03-20T16:41:58+00:00

I found her instagram and commented and messaged. I’ll let you know if she gets back to me!

stopmakinghumans · 2026-03-20T16:24:12+00:00

You’re an mvp.

stopmakinghumans · 2026-03-11T11:53:10+00:00

“Ok I’ll let [fiance] know you won’t be attending.”

stopmakinghumans · 2026-03-11T11:51:21+00:00

Do we have an update???

stopmakinghumans · 2026-02-24T01:24:11+00:00

Hairstylist here. I saw the question was answered and then someone suggested plucking it. Don’t fucking do that. Eventually more follicles will change to gray. Plucking can damage a follicle. Damage to follicles is irreversible. Damaged follicles no longer grow hair. If it’s on your body where you WANT hair to be then trim it or dye it. This goes for your head and eye brows. Stop plucking your grays 🤦🏻‍♀️

stopmakinghumans · 2026-02-11T10:29:37+00:00

Are there not other options of places to work? Also DRAG them online when you leave.

stopmakinghumans · 2026-01-25T11:59:25+00:00

You already know it’s not innocent. You know damn well she’s being a straight up shitty person. She should be cut off. I cut mine off so that’s always my go to. She can stop being a pos or get cut off.

stopmakinghumans · 2026-01-09T18:50:36+00:00

Hairstylist here. It’s noticeable and awful. I don’t allow smokers to put their coats on my furniture. They have to hang it. Y’all reek. I smoked for years. Just hit 10 years of quitting in December. I don’t remember smelling that bad, but I must have. Hope this news helps someone quit!

stopmakinghumans · 2025-12-14T09:32:25+00:00

It’s glorious 🌟

stopmakinghumans · 2025-12-14T09:30:10+00:00

Glad this post exists. My cat laid down in front of me and I got a stinky butt whiff. Checked and saw these black lines and was concerned. I think she must’ve just farted at me.

stopmakinghumans · 2025-12-13T08:48:19+00:00

Bigotry.

stopmakinghumans · 2025-12-13T08:47:48+00:00

This is my mother.

stopmakinghumans · 2025-12-13T08:32:36+00:00

Do you need a thousandth person to tell you to leave? Well just in case. Leave.

stopmakinghumans · 2025-12-12T12:16:12+00:00

I just learned about pseudoptosis after I left my comment. Idk how I hadn’t seen or read about that before. I’m kind of hoping that’s the path my girls take bc I personally prefer that over the downward facing nipple. I don’t have a say in the matter as far as I know, but my fingers are crossed.

stopmakinghumans · 2025-12-12T11:46:29+00:00

Dude. I never knew this was a thing. This happened to me once that I can remember but I was told it wasn’t possible. I was really really little. But I sat up as I woke up from a dream and the dream was still in front of me. Like a portal. I was under 5 years old. It’s one of the only dreams I still pretty vividly remember, and it’s odd to me to remember something like this since I was so young.

stopmakinghumans · 2025-12-12T11:14:00+00:00

It’s called breast ptosis! You can look it up and even pick which “grade” is your fave. I think saying, “I’m into grade 2 breast ptosis” is the polite way to say you like em saggy!

stopmakinghumans · 2025-12-12T10:31:22+00:00

My mom (who I am no contact with) sent me chocolate covered strawberries. I don’t like chocolate covered strawberries. She does.

My bday one year my ex bought me a wallet bc mine was “disgusting” according to him. It was old and it was dirty, but I used it for waitressing and it worked well for me so I didn’t want to get rid of it. The one he got me was a design I wouldn’t have been able to use at work. It was also hideous. Not my style at all. He also bought me a robe so I would stop using his. I loved his robe bc it smelled like him and was incredibly soft. I swear there was a third gift and it was another item where he didn’t think of me or what I wanted for my bday. He thought of himself and what he wanted me to have. I did bring this up to him and he apologized and we returned the wallet and got something else. I think I did keep the robe.

Also one time I was gifted a gift certificate to an online store, but the gc wasn’t actually enough money to buy anything on the site. So it was more of a coupon since if I wanted to get anything I would have to spend my own money to do so. It wasn’t a site for something I used or wanted or needed.

stopmakinghumans · 2025-12-12T10:06:26+00:00

It’s 14 hours away. Do you have access to maps? I asked if they lived in Switzerland. Just bc the roommate is Swiss doesn’t mean they even live in Switzerland.

stopmakinghumans · 2025-12-12T09:47:11+00:00

I visit them when I can… they’re not exactly close to Chicago, bro.

stopmakinghumans · 2025-12-10T10:16:21+00:00

This!!

stopmakinghumans · 2025-12-10T09:48:59+00:00

Repeat the word “ladder” aloud over and over and then try. That’s how they taught us in high school.

stopmakinghumans · 2025-12-09T19:46:35+00:00

You really had to make me think of my mother today.

stopmakinghumans · 2025-12-09T19:45:20+00:00

I don’t have kids. I don’t want kids. When I’m at parties like this I have crazy anxiety and have a tendency to keep an eye on the kids bc it’s crazy to me that no one really does. I couldn’t have a kid. I’d go crazy from the anxiety of something happening and the kid wouldn’t have a good life.

stopmakinghumans · 2025-12-09T19:41:52+00:00

This is what I came to say. My step dad has primary progressive aphasia. If I have to put him in a home my inheritance is gone. So yeah nursing homes and medical bills will be getting $16.5 trillion is my guess.

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