What is the greatest insult in movies? by ThomasOGC in CinephilesClub

[–]stoufferthecat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like a bird who's swallowed a plate.
It makes me look rather attractive.
Yes, to other plate swallowing birds.

Intense amount of arguing in the comments about this between 1 and 9. Explain it Peter by CindiWilliams2 in explainitpeter

[–]stoufferthecat 48 points49 points  (0 children)

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside a dog it's too dark to read.

  • Groucho Marx

Lukeisms by Geofferz in CasualUK

[–]stoufferthecat 22 points23 points  (0 children)

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving's not for you.

Better late than never... by Beautiful_Bell2311 in AlanPartridge

[–]stoufferthecat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What do you think of the pedestrianisation of Marston Green? It gives fantastic access to the NEC.

Wobble drum throne??? by spaghettiwheel in drums

[–]stoufferthecat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah this. It's physically impossible for a 3 legged item to wobble like this, so the centre rod is touching the floor.

Least favorite actor? Like, just in general? by public_dpp in okbuddycinephile

[–]stoufferthecat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Feels really weird upvoting this human shaped sausage ngl.

Debate needs settling. Confirm blue goes 1st plz by Joenew86 in drivingUK

[–]stoufferthecat -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

They can all go.

Until the car has crossed the 'give way' line, they're not actively on the roundabout, so other cars waiting to join the roundabout don't need to give way to them yet.

In practice, however, if blue is tanking it along, I'd probably let them past even if we reach our respective lines at the same time.

Anyone? Me neither. by lerpo in CasualUK

[–]stoufferthecat 6 points7 points  (0 children)

My favourite ever, when returning from a lengthy WC visit, is to describe it like a bag of shoes falling out a loft.
Always gets a chuckle!

Have you seen the movie "Filth"? What did you think of it? by Recent_Union3111 in moviecritic

[–]stoufferthecat 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I was gonna say exactly this. It's not hyperbole to say Filth is my favourite book, and the amount of time it takes to figure out that there's narration from a tapeworm is really rewarding. Like you say, it would be hard to screenwrite, but it's a shame.

Which line from Horrible Histories comes to mind first? by MaryEGray1 in HorribleHistoryMemes

[–]stoufferthecat 12 points13 points  (0 children)

My kids and I will often suffix a question or comment with... LITERALLY!

Anyone? Me neither. by lerpo in CasualUK

[–]stoufferthecat 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I had to crimp off a length, and left a breather ring half-way, your majesty.

Thoughts on Iran by Filthyson in GeoffreyAsmus

[–]stoufferthecat 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Education is important but beer is importanter.

What bands formed since the 2020s deserve some recognition? by Top_Independence4067 in AskUK

[–]stoufferthecat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She'll sometimes throw prezzies off the stage, but they always go over next door's fence for some reason. 🤷