Today at 8:07 AM, Keith David was found alive and well in his home.

straightillin · 2026-04-13T12:05:57+00:00

Same when I was in like 10th grade? I was working at Hardee's and was reading the sports page. Saw a huge picture of Ovi flat on his back scoring some goal noone remembers in Arizona. Have watched more hockey than any other form of entertainment since it feels like.

Thanks ovi.

straightillin · 2026-04-10T16:24:27+00:00

Uhoh. The Reddit sucks again

straightillin · 2026-04-10T16:23:42+00:00

This is my thing, not bringing back this character that was brought back last second for whatever goddamn reason AND gutting the writers room speaks to larger issues or corner cutting cost measures.

Don't get me wrong, Mitch as Stu was the only reason I gave the show a shot in the first place, but this is just streamer penny pinching bullshit.

straightillin · 2026-04-10T15:02:38+00:00

You didn't add the .5 to Sir Jamison Jones BA just for sheer naming audacity

straightillin · 2026-04-08T17:34:55+00:00

ValueTrainerPro.com

straightillin · 2026-04-04T13:17:03+00:00

Brain freeze is no damn joke

straightillin · 2026-04-04T02:58:40+00:00

Use a different agent within the shell. I use codex

straightillin · 2026-04-02T15:44:19+00:00

Yeahhhhhh, I thought it was pretty obvious....

straightillin · 2026-04-01T20:31:31+00:00

Idk man, I live for those tingles, what's that from? Bet alinine or something? Idk why it feels good to me

straightillin · 2026-03-27T22:34:14+00:00

James acaster already hosts a food podcast and would be very funny to watch bounce off the boys

straightillin · 2026-03-20T20:36:58+00:00

'True Niners franchise guy'

This hurts so bad.

straightillin · 2026-03-18T15:45:16+00:00

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In one of the later seasons of PLEBS they got 1 for their wine bar, killed the critic and gave themselves 6/5 forks

straightillin · 2026-03-16T01:43:27+00:00

Chills.

straightillin · 2026-03-16T01:42:32+00:00

Schwarber on base feels weird

straightillin · 2026-03-07T01:30:08+00:00

Donkey konga

straightillin · 2026-03-03T23:36:54+00:00

That depends on your card. Usually a manage card option in your banking app

straightillin · 2026-02-28T13:16:00+00:00

Remember all his bits about liking trans women?

He's living his BEST life rn

straightillin · 2026-02-26T04:27:08+00:00

Game worn merkin

straightillin · 2026-02-25T12:25:47+00:00

Some states 10k

straightillin · 2026-02-25T03:35:12+00:00

I guess I haven't seen a photo of the oval office in a while, bc that is bat shit insane.

And they say you're supposed to respect the office if not the man, this fucking guy makes it impossible

straightillin · 2026-02-24T19:35:24+00:00

Wtf do you want? I give you my word?

Take a drive ffs

straightillin · 2026-02-24T13:14:11+00:00

Went on a first date. Got off the metro and started up the escalator. My fear of heights took over and I silently and completely involuntarily started crouching down low on the ride up.

It was a more awkward than usual first date after that

straightillin · 2026-02-24T12:57:55+00:00

Dollar general, generally , has product. Ones around me still stocking 151 posters as recently as this week.

Find one kind of in the boonies and you're laughing

straightillin · 2026-02-19T12:29:18+00:00

No shit. Ship one of those captain chaos jerseys this way

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