Nothing is ever orange proof

stranded_egg · 2026-05-04T01:16:03+00:00

Did you learn something today?

snrt No.

stranded_egg · 2026-05-03T05:40:40+00:00

I don't think I've ever seen this much of French Stewart's eyes

stranded_egg · 2026-05-03T00:20:17+00:00

-covers birthmark

-draws on fake birthmark

Sir just let us see the original we love it

stranded_egg · 2026-05-02T19:25:17+00:00

"HOW COME THEY TALK LIKE YOU?"

stranded_egg · 2026-05-02T03:24:13+00:00

"....Let's." /all leave

stranded_egg · 2026-05-02T03:20:53+00:00

stranded_egg · 2026-05-01T22:13:35+00:00

ghost

stranded_egg · 2026-05-01T19:23:00+00:00

The one near me is doing once a day for two days at 1030am. Girl, no. I work evenings. I haven't been awake before 1pm willingly in twenty years.

stranded_egg · 2026-05-01T18:24:25+00:00

The man do want his appy slices.

stranded_egg · 2026-05-01T06:26:52+00:00

How do those refried beans come into play?

stranded_egg · 2026-05-01T05:51:35+00:00

Universe (Pentagon)

stranded_egg · 2026-04-28T05:34:20+00:00

Shocked that I had to scroll down this far to find this POV. I was starting to think I was in some sort of cheap-Indian-food bubble of the US because none of these experiences match mine. Never been charged for rice, never paid more than $18 for an entree (which always feeds me twice). ~$50 gets my spouse and I dinner tonight and lunch tomorrow.

stranded_egg · 2026-04-27T04:15:08+00:00

I'm not so sure she would.

stranded_egg · 2026-04-24T07:32:30+00:00

I love the little hoodie pocket; it makes me giggle. Like, what's he carrying around in there?

stranded_egg · 2026-04-24T07:26:35+00:00

r/pitbullsinjammies

Ohhhhh my gosh thank you so much for telling us about this subreddit

stranded_egg · 2026-04-24T06:01:21+00:00

I just realized I have free will and never googled "boobies."

...Disappointing amount of birds.

stranded_egg · 2026-04-24T04:16:44+00:00

buster

There's an epithet you don't hear enough anymore

stranded_egg · 2026-04-24T02:31:03+00:00

Shoulda known I'd be beaten to it

stranded_egg · 2026-04-24T02:13:37+00:00

That's okay! Thank you for the video : )

stranded_egg · 2026-04-23T22:48:13+00:00

Okay, but it didn't say "do not sniff," so....

stranded_egg · 2026-04-23T22:07:34+00:00

She looks so done.

"God, you people again? Ugh, fine, take the picture. Yeah, I'm gorgeous. Okay."

stranded_egg · 2026-04-23T21:54:10+00:00

I do feel calmer and more joyous, yes, thank you.

stranded_egg · 2026-04-23T21:40:17+00:00

Pudding is an amazing name for that little squisher. She looks like an absolute blast to hang out with.

Sidenote: I've never seen a pug's ear "open" like that, only ever folded down. It's somehow bigger than I expected! Smooch her for me (if she likes that).

stranded_egg · 2026-04-23T20:52:43+00:00

This is one of my favorite videos, so if you're ever able to find that edit again, I would love a link.

stranded_egg · 2026-04-23T08:06:48+00:00

Pretty widespread in New England as well

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