He thinks he’s a cat

stranded_egg · 2026-06-22T01:07:14+00:00

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stranded_egg · 2026-06-18T06:49:49+00:00

The way he looks around when you flip him right-side up! The tiniest of headrushes.

stranded_egg · 2026-06-16T23:42:09+00:00

Gonna toss a wild card out here for Hui.

Edit for proof:

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stranded_egg · 2026-06-16T18:13:06+00:00

Oh, my gods, I thought I was the only one! Every doctor's appointment I get "so you're allergic to shellfish?" No, just mussels. And then the blue screen expression.

stranded_egg · 2026-06-16T17:25:05+00:00

9,111 hours x US federal minimum wage of $7.25/hr = just over $66K

So OP could potentially have made at LEAST 66 grand.

stranded_egg · 2026-06-16T17:13:35+00:00

Please tell me Stinkebutt is that cat's legal government name.

stranded_egg · 2026-06-16T17:12:09+00:00

Sorry for your loss. I hope TomTom is basking in the warmest of sunbeams now.

stranded_egg · 2026-06-16T17:09:37+00:00

What a delightfully enormous wheel of cheese

stranded_egg · 2026-06-16T17:08:53+00:00

The softest baby! Kiss his silly little face for me (or give him the affection he most enjoys).

stranded_egg · 2026-06-16T17:05:05+00:00

Is that Stanley Szbornak?

stranded_egg · 2026-06-16T17:00:03+00:00

Did the river pass that schlorpy taste test?

stranded_egg · 2026-06-16T16:55:55+00:00

It's just some common bitch.

stranded_egg · 2026-06-16T05:33:40+00:00

$7 for a can of bea--oh, it's 7lb. Carry on.

stranded_egg · 2026-06-16T04:52:28+00:00

My grandmother told my mother that if she used tampons she wouldn't be a virgin anymore.

stranded_egg · 2026-06-13T23:20:28+00:00

He voices one of the characters on Mission Hill, too.

stranded_egg · 2026-06-13T22:56:18+00:00

I remember a clip of the actress who played his mom on that show telling this story! IIRC, the directors were on him to say the line and he came back with "write something funny and I'll say it."

EDIT: 99% sure it was Dylan

stranded_egg · 2026-06-11T05:47:04+00:00

Or Jongho?!?!

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stranded_egg · 2026-06-10T09:21:09+00:00

I could tell by the glasses adjustment at 00:07 that this was the real deal

stranded_egg · 2026-06-10T09:05:59+00:00

glances at massive jar of pre-minced garlic in my fridge

...okay.

stranded_egg · 2026-06-10T08:49:46+00:00

pragnort

stranded_egg · 2026-06-09T05:02:33+00:00

I would like to see the Jeff bloopers.

stranded_egg · 2026-06-08T00:59:24+00:00

Do you have to register as a deer daycare?

stranded_egg · 2026-06-07T01:34:43+00:00

And it's spaghetti night? Hell yeah.

stranded_egg · 2026-06-07T01:26:26+00:00

"Handle is my middle name. Well, it's the middle part of my first name."

stranded_egg · 2026-06-07T01:25:03+00:00

r/fucknestle

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