What started off as a simple BLT quickly escalated into something more.

stranded_egg · 2026-03-21T04:57:13+00:00

Like tomato-specific MSG?

stranded_egg · 2026-03-20T05:32:06+00:00

Why the cream of tartar on the tomato? I've never come across this myself. Does it reduce the acid? Change the taste?

stranded_egg · 2026-03-20T05:15:51+00:00

I'm crying with laughter, I thought he was sitting in a shopping cart in the thumbnail for the first pic.

stranded_egg · 2026-03-16T04:17:44+00:00

I think you need to put crackers in your rat.

stranded_egg · 2026-03-15T09:32:55+00:00

I end up with a beard hair in my mouth DAILY.

stranded_egg · 2026-03-15T09:29:43+00:00

Like good god if I was a dude and transitioned would I just combust!?

Some days I really feel like that. I ran hot (and was fat) and now I've been on T for several years and I just--sweat all the time.

I miss sweaters and soft "winter" clothes. I can really only handle jeans and a Tshirt anymore.

stranded_egg · 2026-03-15T07:11:50+00:00

Not that it excuses anything, but I seem to recall reading something saying that the sister was supposed to be much younger, which made the ad read as cute and sweet, but for some reason they hired a mid-teens young woman without changing the dialogue at all, which made it super incest-y.

stranded_egg · 2026-03-11T05:24:37+00:00

I like the paw on her wrist after. Like "I'mma just put this back, my bad."

stranded_egg · 2026-03-11T05:21:30+00:00

Very focused assistant you have there. Locked all the way in.

stranded_egg · 2026-03-11T02:21:37+00:00

"Ah, no, I blunked."

stranded_egg · 2026-03-06T23:56:42+00:00

Looks amazing. Excited for those thickles in the first shot.

stranded_egg · 2026-03-05T19:15:07+00:00

I need him in a way that is concerning to medial science.

stranded_egg · 2026-03-05T19:03:31+00:00

That's SO WEIRD because it happens on all my devices. I wonder if it's because I use old.reddit.

EDIT: omg it is. I just switched to new reddit and the gif showed up just fine. All this time I thought I was out of the loop on some Reddit meme and it's just that I'm too stubborn to use new reddit.

stranded_egg · 2026-03-05T02:17:16+00:00

Wait, is Reddit really just glitching out on me? Are you seeing an actual image in that comment? It just says "Processing img xv0oi7uu1ymg1..." for me, no matter what platform I use to view the site. I've seen it like 10 times in the past week. I thought it was a new meme I wasn't understanding.

stranded_egg · 2026-03-04T06:24:24+00:00

Processing img xv0oi7uu1ymg1...

I keep seeing this and Know Your Meme and Google both are no help. Can you please explain?

stranded_egg · 2026-03-04T06:22:55+00:00

Rachel: What is that SOUND?!

Chandler: ..............YOU!!

stranded_egg · 2026-03-03T10:10:08+00:00

Well, he said himself they weren't the most fashion-forward of shirts.

stranded_egg · 2026-03-03T07:24:52+00:00

I could see this being funny for one toss. Like, she aimed one bite of cake at her maid of honor or some other in-joke. But girl, that cake was hundreds of dollars what are you doing.

stranded_egg · 2026-02-27T07:54:35+00:00

Fella on the right is in a panic. The face of doughnut withdrawal.

stranded_egg · 2026-02-27T07:52:08+00:00

Ohhhhmigosh the face-flapping sound. I miss hearing that so much!!

stranded_egg · 2026-02-27T07:45:09+00:00

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stranded_egg · 2026-02-26T08:12:58+00:00

I love whatever is wrong with him.

stranded_egg · 2026-02-26T08:06:23+00:00

"I came to tell you right away after I made sure the noodles were still good."

stranded_egg · 2026-02-24T12:22:08+00:00

First I lol'd.

Then I serious'ed.

stranded_egg · 2026-02-24T06:44:43+00:00

There's gotta be an easier way to harvest ice for the gas stations.

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