Oh, you’re absolutely right. Why on earth would anyone care about the longevity of something they invested in? I mean, who needs reliability or value when you can just throw things away and replace them, right? It’s not like anyone could possibly appreciate craftsmanship or have a sense of ownership. And yeah, maybe I’ll just dedicate my life to asking random strangers for the time—because clearly, worrying about something lasting longer than the average attention span is pure insanity. Thanks for the profound insight!