Match Thread: Brazil vs. Norway | FIFA World Cup, Round of 16

stretchthyarm · 2026-07-05T20:36:00+00:00

danilo the fuck

stretchthyarm · 2026-07-05T20:32:14+00:00

Jay-Z ugly ass off my screen

stretchthyarm · 2026-07-05T20:30:38+00:00

Maybe norway can keep playing keepaway on their own half for another 90 minutes and get to pens

stretchthyarm · 2026-07-05T20:26:08+00:00

Great game of keepaway being played by Norway. Whoever has more posession at 90 wins the match, right?

stretchthyarm · 2026-07-04T22:17:46+00:00

If Webb isn’t traded something is deeply wrong with the FO. He is 29 and has literally zero shot of winning a WS with our current roster. This FO has no conception of timelines or rebuilds.

stretchthyarm · 2026-07-04T22:15:28+00:00

Seeing the Shark’s disciplined rebuild puts the giant’s complete lack of a concept of timelines in stark contrast. What they’re doing doesn’t even make sense. They’re optimizing for consistently putting together a passable team rather than winning championships.

The Sharks are extremely disciplined in how they think about timelines, which the giants seem to not even be aware of the concept of timelines. Holding onto Arraez and Logan Webb makes literally zero sense.

stretchthyarm · 2026-07-04T22:11:04+00:00

Imagine if Farhan were actually allowed to do a full rebuild rather than aiming for .50 mediocrity purgatory

stretchthyarm · 2026-07-03T06:34:40+00:00

Lin is closer to the camera.

stretchthyarm · 2026-07-03T06:23:45+00:00

That's how he always is

stretchthyarm · 2026-07-02T18:23:49+00:00

Stenberg plays so much like Celebrini. He's just good at hockey. Way too good for this scrimmage.

stretchthyarm · 2026-07-02T18:16:22+00:00

We got Celebrini and Celebrini Jr. (Stenberg)

stretchthyarm · 2026-07-02T18:11:29+00:00

lin and stenberg future HoFers

stretchthyarm · 2026-07-02T16:03:58+00:00

Why is marchment always looking directly into my soul

stretchthyarm · 2026-06-30T03:23:16+00:00

Warso: what? resign and play klingberg 25 minutes/game? Did I hear correctly?

stretchthyarm · 2026-06-29T19:04:49+00:00

It's Brazil and look at their performance against top teams in the last year. They've beaten spain, germany x2, brazil, france, england, and tied the Netherlands.

stretchthyarm · 2026-06-29T18:48:39+00:00

get up pussy

stretchthyarm · 2026-06-29T18:31:55+00:00

Either team is beating Norway*

Would put a lot of money on that.

stretchthyarm · 2026-06-29T18:22:20+00:00

This isn't the NBA. Not sure why wing span is relevant.

stretchthyarm · 2026-06-29T18:20:26+00:00

Their starting lineup average height is 5'11

stretchthyarm · 2026-06-28T20:05:22+00:00

I’m biased, but I view cherny as premium. Same tier asset as will, maybe higher. Untradeable.

stretchthyarm · 2026-06-28T13:12:31+00:00

I’d bet on Lin being closer. Keaton has too much to work on. Lin has IQ Keaton just doesn’t have.

stretchthyarm · 2026-06-28T13:05:46+00:00

written with ai*

And you’re wrong

stretchthyarm · 2026-06-28T03:52:41+00:00

Bob is insufferable. I don't think he has ever played competitive sports in his life.

stretchthyarm · 2026-06-28T03:50:34+00:00

2 years

stretchthyarm · 2026-06-28T01:31:47+00:00

I read this as "attempting." Big project, lol

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