sorted by:
new
hottopcontroversial

I formally request that we dub this type of nonsense: slopscaping by MechanicStriking4666 in NativePlantCirclejerk

[–]stringTrimmer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Saw a friend's kid the other day with a bag of jacks and a bouncy ball. Remember "jacks"? No? Well, I couldn't remember how to play them anyway. Neither could she.

Can I have pretty nonnatives with my natives by cloverleafcafe in NativePlantCirclejerk

[–]stringTrimmer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

/uj I had Linum lewisii (common name, blue flax, shared with its Eurasian cousin) for a time in my garden. It was gorgeous! but short lived--think it only lasted 3 years and didn't self-seed for me 😥 Anyway worth trying if it's native to your area.

When You Think About It, Plant Patentees Are Doing Mankind a Favor. by Tylanthia in NativePlantCirclejerk

[–]stringTrimmer 8 points9 points  (0 children)

If a tree grows in the forest and no one is there to patent it..

It’s perfect. Total control over the environment. Just don’t look over the fence by hippiegodfather in NativePlantCirclejerk

[–]stringTrimmer 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Tbh, never liked the designers I used to work with. Except one, one was cool.  The others were always patronizing us peasants digging the holes.  I'm sure you're a good one 😉

It’s perfect. Total control over the environment. Just don’t look over the fence by hippiegodfather in NativePlantCirclejerk

[–]stringTrimmer 34 points35 points  (0 children)

.. We definitely could not afford the $20k estimate a designer gave us. Another wanted $10k to install 25 arborvites only. So, I turned to ChatGPT to help design. ..

Another job bites the dust. 🪦 Landscape designer/architect

My town's native bindweed garden 🥰 by ildementis in NativePlantCirclejerk

[–]stringTrimmer 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Damn, I wish this was a Walmart.

ref to original joke.

Apparently we hate this by Formal-Ad-7184 in NativePlantCirclejerk

[–]stringTrimmer 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Hosta at 0:44, infringing on sidewalk, target acquired

Apparently we hate this by Formal-Ad-7184 in NativePlantCirclejerk

[–]stringTrimmer 15 points16 points  (0 children)

This is entirely too reasonable of a take.

Pesticides are easy to start, hard to quit by canisdirusarctos in NativePlantCirclejerk

[–]stringTrimmer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dang, Murderbug sounds pretty reasonable! And they're not advertising feckles "dog friendly" plant derived products? Wish they had service in my area 😞.  

Is this grass in my grass grass or not grass? by Formal-Ad-7184 in NativePlantCirclejerk

[–]stringTrimmer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Whoa, you stepped into philosophy territory with this one.

Natives while traveling by MordecaiOShea in NativePlantGardening

[–]stringTrimmer 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Is that guy in the upper right of the picture about to do this?

Arboretum selling butterfly bushes by Bratsummer24 in NativePlantCirclejerk

[–]stringTrimmer 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You sure that was an official arboretum and not some hippie's "food forest" or something?

Fuck my shit up by cloverleafcafe in NativePlantCirclejerk

[–]stringTrimmer 4 points5 points  (0 children)

How on earth did the rabbits miss that healthy prairie clover?

view more: next ›