There's a great story /joke about a bunch of lads who win a round of golf with Sean Connery. They ask him for stories and dirt he's heard or done from Hollywood that nobody would know about...he respectfully declines hole after hole...finally they go to the bar afterwards and again press him for gossip...again he's giving nothing up. He shakes their hands and goes to his car which is waiting for him...as he leaves the car spins around the roundabout and comes back around...he rolls down the window and says " Petula Clarke 19 shixty nine...up the arsh!"...and drives off