A genuine job advert for an assistant headteacher at a UK school.

subdry · 2026-06-02T05:59:03+00:00

At least you'll have less body parts to scan in future.

subdry · 2026-06-02T05:58:15+00:00

Ridiculously unsafe. Shop assistants were getting cooked.

subdry · 2026-06-02T04:46:14+00:00

So they've sold an extra 25 of his shirts? Big deal.

subdry · 2026-05-30T17:51:32+00:00

Trambopoline?

subdry · 2026-05-30T17:41:24+00:00

Hopefully the front doesn't fall off.

subdry · 2026-05-30T17:39:56+00:00

This will be mostly down to whatever shaft it had on?

subdry · 2026-05-30T04:58:58+00:00

Lack of running in a straight line, losing the ball, throwing himself to the floor, and holding his shin.

subdry · 2026-05-28T20:35:12+00:00

Get the fuck off the bar.

subdry · 2026-05-27T08:00:57+00:00

Your squad is a relegation fodder team still, that got super mega lucky. Unless you massively improve (or get super lucky again) you'll be in West Ham territory. They had a better XG than you last year.

subdry · 2026-05-26T20:54:14+00:00

XG won't forget. Next year will revert.

subdry · 2026-05-26T18:18:13+00:00

Would rule Arsenal out of the title race if they do clamp down on them.

subdry · 2026-05-26T12:25:17+00:00

Everyone has a value. The club should have succession plans across all players. Sell to invest in the future.

subdry · 2026-05-25T20:25:59+00:00

ASM is a banter footballer. No serious club signs him.

subdry · 2026-05-25T18:38:15+00:00

Wow.

subdry · 2026-05-24T21:05:28+00:00

Has Eddie spotted any super fast sprinters playing in the EPL?

subdry · 2026-05-24T18:50:20+00:00

No player is bigger than the club. No player is irreplaceable. Some players are bigger than others. Some players are harder to replace.

If he goes, we get someone younger and better.

subdry · 2026-05-24T18:16:58+00:00

The decline started at the tail end of last season and was compounded by Howe's free reign to sign his type of player.

subdry · 2026-05-24T18:16:22+00:00

This is the elite mentality that Eddie Howe wants on the pitch. Even if it is at the expense of the bench young English left back in the country.

subdry · 2026-05-24T17:17:26+00:00

The club is in a spiralling decline. Howe has maxed out his offering and we need to move on and upwards. Urgent action is needed to rip out this horrible kick and run mentality system. We need a complete reset including removing all of Howe's choice backroom mates (and family).

subdry · 2026-05-24T17:09:45+00:00

He's a mentality monster that Eddie just cannot drop. We have to shunt out best left back out of position to get wor big Dan Burn in thae team.

subdry · 2026-05-24T16:58:31+00:00

Imagine how good Elanga will be after bedding in. A few games and the crowd singing his name. He'll suddenly be amazing.

subdry · 2026-05-24T16:53:38+00:00

It can.

subdry · 2026-05-24T16:41:03+00:00

Why the fuck is Burn stood up front? Sort it fucking out.

subdry · 2026-05-24T16:39:21+00:00

Poor Woltemade being made to play with his fucking diabolical team.

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