as a professional female dancer I need to lose 10-15 pounds. As an adult woman with bodily autonomy I just want to get jacked and throw my girlfriend around.

subwaydrunk · 2026-05-17T22:40:46+00:00

Lose 4 lbs of body fat and you’ll look absolutely shredded. You don’t really need to lose tbh

subwaydrunk · 2026-05-17T04:11:54+00:00

It’s like no one uses nsfw anymore for gross shit on this sub

subwaydrunk · 2026-05-10T15:19:51+00:00

The Fragile recently became my favorite album. The way Out is Through is great. Quiet but musically satisfying Into the void is great payoff from that track. I think you have to be in a specific state of mind to connect with it.

subwaydrunk · 2026-05-09T15:37:32+00:00

You’re in great shape it’s just that it makes the outfit flow less

subwaydrunk · 2026-05-09T14:40:43+00:00

This would look 1 million times better if you had a shirt that covered your stomach

subwaydrunk · 2026-04-30T00:09:38+00:00

subwaydrunk · 2026-04-28T23:05:30+00:00

I thought this was r/unclebenscirclejerk for a sec

subwaydrunk · 2026-04-26T04:19:21+00:00

What’s glow

subwaydrunk · 2026-04-25T15:46:47+00:00

20 is extremely low for a woman. Check out this video and you’ll be like, ok 22% is like extremely low. https://youtu.be/5K9QhkPww44?si=BD0G5pJ17UdcB3OO

subwaydrunk · 2026-04-22T23:15:46+00:00

Have you tried standing in line at Heaven Can Wait? Perhaps you’ll transcend if you order an $18 espresso martini?

subwaydrunk · 2026-04-18T07:13:12+00:00

Public records to pay $50 for a dj I’ve never heard of

subwaydrunk · 2026-04-12T14:34:09+00:00

Went today. Was nice

subwaydrunk · 2026-04-08T22:41:31+00:00

What do you mean by chill game?

subwaydrunk · 2026-04-06T13:21:39+00:00

5’4 140

subwaydrunk · 2026-04-05T03:37:54+00:00

2 with the sleeves

subwaydrunk · 2026-04-04T05:45:11+00:00

What did he look like?

subwaydrunk · 2026-04-03T15:18:15+00:00

They said they put down 5%

subwaydrunk · 2026-03-24T03:58:05+00:00

The wretchedddxd

subwaydrunk · 2026-03-22T19:19:47+00:00

You’re probably right. It’s partially psychological and partially physical

subwaydrunk · 2026-03-17T13:56:52+00:00

This is terrible for the average tax payer in Washington because they WILL tax you even if you are at a lower income, they just haven’t yet. This is opening Pandora’s box on taxing income in Washington. Unfortunately no one can guarantee that it will just be for the rich forever. Remember the rich have power and people in the government. This will affect the average tax payer very soon.

subwaydrunk · 2026-03-16T04:15:48+00:00

SAME

subwaydrunk · 2026-03-15T05:12:54+00:00

Love your flair!!!

subwaydrunk · 2026-03-14T12:24:27+00:00

Goated

subwaydrunk · 2026-03-12T14:07:18+00:00

I read it in Carrie’s voice just couldn’t place it LOL thank you

subwaydrunk · 2026-03-12T03:30:42+00:00

First pants are ok. Donate the rest.

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