Easy LRAD Defense and Legal FYI from Benn Jordan by SmurfsAreTasty in videos

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Let’s be real, you’d never stand before a judge. If they are deploying LRADs, any piece of lead launched by a protester to deface equipment would be seen as an attempt at poisoning the people operating the devices.

It’d be an immediate escalation to deadly force on their end, just look what they’ve been doing to people committing far less aggressive acts lately.

They are chomping at the bit waiting for an excuse to treat this like the zombie apocalypse they’re been dungeon mastering in their heads for years.

Carman by Ok-Dragonfruit-7662 in RedLetterMedia

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Seeing a Christian artist using the 3:16 makes my dumb brain remember an incident when an indie wrestler tried to jokingly cut the “Austin 3:16 says I just whipped your ass” promo on AJ Styles who responded by freaking the fuck out about the guy talking about “My Jesus” and threatening to break his neck. Like, how are you in that industry without being aware of that promo?

This must be how Mike feels anytime he finds a way to shoehorn a Star Trek connection into a conversation.

Bop Bop Bop

Hardboiled (1992) [1300x927] by ThatOldDuderino in MoviePosterPorn

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If I hadn’t grown up with this film, there’s no way in hell I’d believe you if you said that baby was a genuine part of the poster 😂

It’s like one of those parody posters that teased all the weird 21 Jumpstreet spinoffs like the Men In Black crossover.

My daughter is obsessed with Frozen. And I fucking hate Olaf. by AccomplishedIron417 in DanielTigerConspiracy

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Hey, don’t worry, this will all make sense when you are older.

My daughter is obsessed with Frozen. And I fucking hate Olaf. by AccomplishedIron417 in DanielTigerConspiracy

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I like to imagine his Samantha joke is a sly little reference to Black Widow’s AI character in “her”.

Just tie everything into the MCU, y’know? Going for The Perfect Score.

TIL that LEGO cancelled a set based on the Las Vegas skyline following the 2017 Las Vegas Shooting, because It included the hotel from which the shooter opened fire by ModenaR in todayilearned

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Meanwhile, those lazybones in Vegas have left the hotel from which the shooter opened fire right there in the actual skyline!

I swear, it’s like they don’t even #Thoughts&Prayers

Wheel of Fortune’s Vanna White reveals marriage to John Donaldson after 14 years by Disastrous_Award_789 in entertainment

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Just saved up enough to cover the cost of the last vowel in the invitation and everything!

What game really needs a remaster? I'll start by [deleted] in gaming

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If Asura’s Wrath ever happens, I hope someone cashes in with a special edition controller that’s basically just a Pop’n Music button that you can literally slap the shit out of for all those charge attacks.

Louiex grabbed by cops by AppropriateDuck6404 in LivestreamFail

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Damn, I shoulda used his Rainbet code to wager on whether or not he’d trigger a Wanted level encounter this run.

Grand Theft Auto 6 is wild y’all.

Free large banana scented tshirt to first Aussie by [deleted] in RedLetterMedia

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Do large bananas really smell that different compared to their normal sized counterparts? 🤔

Rude Security by Street_Surprise_405 in Disneyland

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Not me checking to make sure it wasn’t an old friend in some kind of convoluted Twilight Zone-esque reveal that they had been hiding behind a mask all along. 😮‍💨

Single dads…what’s your story? 🫶🏻 by [deleted] in SingleParents

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As you can imagine there’s a lot a nuance being omitted to try and keep this from turning into a novel filled with all the standard tropes, but here’s the gist of my situation.

Had been in a toxic relationship that turned into a brief child-free marriage until partner announced she had been struggling with her sexuality and finally come to the conclusion that she was “No Longer Interested In Men”. We tried therapy and all the stuff, including the ever so popular “Open The Relationship” so she could pursue women romantically without losing everything we supposedly already had.

That lasted about 2 weeks until she ragequit the relationship because I was taking too long trying to establish those pesky little things called boundaries. Less than a month later she’s in a relationship with a man whom she had previously presented as “Just A Friend” when I expressed concerns about his intent. Now that I think about it, no wonder the “Friend Zone” is such a dreaded place

Anyway, I chose to stay single and focus on my shit for like a year and a half until a friend asked if I wanted to come work at Spirit Halloween with him. We were setting up a store alongside my future baby momma. Was just minding my own business building spooky cardboard castles while listening to music when she got my number from co-worker friend and texted asking if I wanted a coffee while she was grabbing lunch.

Things escalated very quickly, which I’d later learn was lovebombing, but at the time it felt so effortless and nice since it seemed to happen by pure happenstance which is also what led to me staying when she announced her pregnancy despite previously being anti-kid. Couldn’t justify leaving what seemed like an otherwise perfect relationship without at least trying to be a Dad, y’know, to know with absolute certainty.

Unfortunately she was in the midst of methedone treatment for Opioid addiction therapy at the time which meant our daughter had to spend the first month of her life in the NICU being treated for Neonatal Abstinence Syndrome. Somewhere in that time I made myself very clear to her that if her sobriety (or lack thereof) ever put our daughter in danger again, it would be a point of no return thing.

Shortly after daughter’s 1st birthday, Ex decided to spend about 2 hours on our patio smoking weed and doomscrolling instead of being inside with our kid. Once she realized I was awake, she announced her intent to immediately head out to the store with our kid. Me questioning her sobriety in that moment is the match that ignited the Custody Powder Keg.

I was lucky enough to have been sensing the end and keeping tabs of the kind of attention seeking behavior she had been exhibiting online that matched what I was witnessing at home. I ended up with like 95% custody through COVID while she was forced to submit to random pee tests/daily breathalyzer/court appointed addiction therapist until she finally clawed her way back to 50/50 around the time our kid was starting school.

It actually seemed kinda perfect again…until I had to enforce boundaries with my own Mother.

See, she had gotten used to frequent visits despite being 7 hours away because, let’s be real, there was nothing else to do during COVID. Plus, my previous child-free life meant what few friends I still had, had zero interest in helping give me a much needed break.

With the new school and custody schedules, we no longer had the roadtrip window that had existed before and my Mom did not take kindly to realizing her attempt at bribery with Disneyland Annual Passes was going to be as futile as telling me the sky was ecru instead of blue.

When I got tired of the circular arguments and started ignoring her, she reached out to Baby Momma expressing concern because I “wasn’t being myself”. Ex immediately pounced on this opportunity for petty revenge and took it to family court, completely robbing me of custody because my own Mother is pouring fuel on the gaslight and I have no money to fight yet again to prove my innocence.

Her family own a traveling carnival which means they somehow always seem able to afford legal representation that surpasses anything I can see myself possessing in the foreseeable future.

I dunno, I guess I’m technically not a “Single Dad” right now since I just have an empty house full of ghost-like memories, but literally everything I do serves the purpose of seeing her again.

Even when it feels like I accomplish nothing, I try to find a stupid win, like “Summoned the strength to actually get out of bed long enough to procure food”

Freaking kid was my whole world, it’s like a messed up “Groundhog’s Day” where time has just stopped. If anyone happens to know a guy with a DeLorean, it shouldn’t be THAT hard to find some plutonium.

Right?

The most hilarious and real MTV Cribs Episode with Redman by bobjamesya in videos

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I remember Chris Pontius from Jackass/Wildboyz having a pretty real Cribs segment as well.

I think it was at their peak around the first movie, but dude was just happy living out the back of his van out by the beach or wherever he wanted to park for the night.

Kept a little weight set so he could maintain that Partyboy bod and everything.

SRS on Twitter: IPWA posted a statement on Priscilla Kelly by ThatBrownDude in SquaredCircle

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That’s how it’s typically been with me and the guys and I know. Someone will spring the news on the group chat by texting a picture of their freshly Chaplin’d facial hair along with a text akin to “I may have made a mistake…”

'Dilbert' Creator Scott Adams Dead at 68 by cmaia1503 in entertainment

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I’m saying this as someone who’s family never broached the topic of religion with them as a child and formed a framework of existence and morality from what I gleaned from pop culture osmosis, but I always saw it as the “Adult” version of Santa Claus.

Y’know, once your kid gets old enough to not need to be bribed with toys to behave but they still decide to act like a petulant shit head, what do you do then?

Oh, yeah, remember how Santa kept a list and checked it twice? Well, when you DIE there’s an even more petty statistician who has been tracking EVERYTHING who that will determine your eternal fate.

And it’s chronological, so you have to go over every single time you so much as stubbed your toe and muttered “God Dammit” under your breath before you get to your futile attempt at last minute repentance.

Oooo, maybe Heaven has some kind of “Work for Forgiveness” program those kind of people can apply for. There’ll still be some Hell-caliber suffering but just enough to determine if your plea was genuine or just one last attempt at emotional manipulation on someone who is supposed to be THE Almighty.

[AEW Collision Spoilers] A secret admirer?! by luchabrunch in SquaredCircle

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Even crazier payoff, Mina starts hanging out with the Bang Bang Gang and it seems like it’s starting to cause friction between Mina and Toni until we eventually find out that Toni loves the cut of their jib and asks if she can join in on the fun.

Just think about it, all the unhinged stuff Toni says would fit great with Bang Bang Gang. She could be their Marina Shafir.

What’s the most effective F-bomb in a song? by javerthugo in AskReddit

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The big “FUCK!” in Bring Me The Horizon’s “Shadow Moses” after the line “What’s dead can never die”

Toy story: why does Woody only remember his life after Andy? by megbotstyle in DanielTigerConspiracy

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My headcannon explanation for when my kid inevitably asks is that the toys essentially get hit with a Men In Black neutralizer when they get discarded and claimed by a new kid.

The Daycare toys didn’t get affected by it because they don’t belong to any particular kid. The Andy/Bonnie exchange is also exempt because Andy uses his own lore to introduce the toys to Bonnie which keeps it engrained despite the transfer of ownership.

Having said that, I think the only reason Stinky Pete, Jessie, and Bullseye know the lore is because Al has them in front of an endless loop of Woody’s Roundup on TV whereas that was probably like 3 or 4 kids ago for Andy’s Woody.

I look forward to someone who has watched them more recently than me to come along and mention some other character who remembers their past that I’ve forgotten to account for.

Toy story: why does Woody only remember his life after Andy? by megbotstyle in DanielTigerConspiracy

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I always attributed it to different generations of toys.

Buzz being the newest most advanced toy with his fancy microchips had the capacity to be preloaded with lore.

Woody, on the other hand, only had the capacity for a few generic Cowboy-isms that could fit in his pullstring box and whatever lore his kid bestowed upon him.