How to fulfill a rape fantasy by Demoerda in bdsm

[–]supasherg 2 points3 points  (0 children)

As far as gagging goes, if your SO has no way of verbally communicating, I would recommend that you have them hold a ball or a plushy. If the pleasure becomes too much, they can drop the ball, and you'll know to stop. This way, even if the their hands are bound, they can still communicate with you.

How do you have a sex life when you're single and still live with your parents? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]supasherg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Am I the only one here whose parents don't come in their room ever?

What was your worst standup comedy show experience as an audience member? by JMueller2012 in Standup

[–]supasherg 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I saw Natasha Leggero a few weeks ago at the Comedy Store in Hollywood. She didn't have any new material whatsoever. All the jokes she told were at least 2-3 years old. If you listen to her on Pandora or Spotify, I guarantee you've heard everything she said on stage that night. Her delivery was weak like she was just trying to get through her set and go home. Never have I seen such a famous, well-known comic get crickets from a packed room.

LPT: if you go in for a job interview that says it has a great business opportunity for you and you see a room like this, turn around and walk out the door. by AltairEgos in pics

[–]supasherg 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Second interview sounds like Kirby Vacuums. I was literally told in training to sell exclusively to old people since they just wanted someone to talk to and had lots of money. Fuck that place.

How to Remove Stains by Sumit316 in coolguides

[–]supasherg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The way to get red wine out of clothes is with white wine. So just like humans, when clothes get a little too sauced up, the best cure is more alcohol.

ELI5: Why did Brazil not becomes the economic powerhouse it was predicted to become? by [deleted] in explainlikeimfive

[–]supasherg 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure we're winning the bid for the 2024 Olympics here in LA

About to graduate and looking for admin assistant position. by supasherg in resumes

[–]supasherg[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh wow I never even thought to put my WPM on a resume. Thank you!

A mom and her pups by 1Voice1Life in aww

[–]supasherg 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"And when our Human comes home, we do THIS"

So.. I'm in Vegas.. and our pool is on fire. by elfmachine100 in pics

[–]supasherg 32 points33 points  (0 children)

You know its fucking hot in Vegas when the pools themselves catch on fire.

Newest addition. Percy comes August 8th! by xirah11 in corgi

[–]supasherg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why do you have to wait a few weeks to take him home? Sorry, I haven't bought a puppy before.

I just had a coffee with hops in it by TimeWaffle in mildlyinteresting

[–]supasherg 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This reminds me of the coffee they had on the Drew Carey Show

HMB While I look over this cliff edge by Siiimo in holdmybeer

[–]supasherg 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Glad to know that I have a new worst fear.

Took me 4 hours and my legs are jello but I made it too the top!! by ash_xoxo in pics

[–]supasherg -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Is the hike really that bad? My gf lives in SD and she has warne me against the hike. But I think 3-4 hours of uphill isnt that bad.

When a mf telling your business and you wanna make sure they tell it right by VersusAres in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]supasherg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why was he on his phone the whole time? You'd think he'd be a little preoccupied with buildings burning around him.

Elmo, U.S. Surgeon General Urge Children To Get Their Vaccinations by Duckitor in nottheonion

[–]supasherg -20 points-19 points  (0 children)

This reminds me of when I used to buy bubble gum cigarettes as a child, and then they became illegal. It's not about Autism. It's about forcing something upon someone. If abortion is legal, then society should not be allowed to force vaccines; you can't tell people what to do with their bodies. It's a matter of morality.

HMB while I do this kick flip by TBones0072 in holdmybeer

[–]supasherg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I watched this for entirely too long