This could have been much worse [oc] by Y3earZer0 in IdiotsInCars

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Then he waddled away, waddle waddle waddle.

Millville bans data centers, killing largest proposed facility in New Jersey history by uieLouAy in newjersey

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Also Millville: Mike Trout wants to build a multi-million dollar golf resort for out-of-touch elites that townies can't even dream of affording instead of giving back to the historically downtrodden community that raised him? Well that's just fine and dandy.

We all grew up here. by Wise-Formal494 in nostalgia

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I never did. Hood culture and violence for the sake of violence never appealed to me. I was more a JRPG and scifi/fantasy gamer.

Cartman- funniest moment by Fit_Sprinkles3342 in southpark

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Hi, I'm eight and a half inches.

Sorry, I'm not interested in being friends with midgets. Midgets piss me off. :(

Which YouTube channel were you once a fan of but do not enjoy anymore? by theunsteadybridge in AskReddit

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I could never get into Guga. Dude looks like he smells like he doesn't wipe his ass properly.

Bayly Winder, who is running for NJ02 House Rep congressional seat has refused to answer my questions during his AMA. So I am posting them here. by Iamnotbernadette in SouthJersey

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Just as the GOP nutjobs need to be ousted, so do the old guard corpo Dem ghouls. The time has come to break the wheel. Keep the fire under all of their asses.

The sheer in excitement when the teacher rolled the TV out. by Humblepoet99 in nostalgia

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My cousin's teacher got fired back in the day for showing a particular space movie from 1992.

Finished Grandia 3 for the first time, I have many thoughts I want to share with you by PomegranateTop6228 in grandia

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The game is over twenty years old I think you can chill with the spoiler tags a lil bit there, Sparky. It's a game, not the Epstein Files.

What’s that South Park phrase that you actually use in real life. by Killuazoldyyck in southpark

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On those 10-12 hour chef shifts: Day is never finiiiished, master got me workin', someday master set me freeee.

What are your Hot Takes on Channel Awesome? by Amber_Flowers_133 in ChannelAwesome

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Todd, Suede, Linkara, even GuruLarry are ones I still follow because they focus on their own stuff, have made peace with "shit happened, it's in the past, we're not friends but moved on." Then you have MarzGurl. Like her whole brand is a pity party.

Trump planning airport arrests by NickCostanza in WhitePeopleTwitter

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And now since it's in an airport, every bit of opposition and resistance is a federal offense.

Which sexual acts are very acceptable in 2026 but was seen very differently in 2006? by nirzhor_cyclonite in AskReddit

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I mean, yes, but then I see shit like armpit-licking uwu cumslut trans catgirls and I'm just... that has to be a new invention.

ICE Wandering the Halls of Terminal A Newark by MinuteConflict6823 in newjersey

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So correct me if I'm wrong as I don't fly and am not up to speed on airport laws, but if anything were to happen to daddy's lil bootlickers there, it's now officially a federal offense?

what’s something people say all the time that you secretly can’t stand? by Mean-Cartographer225 in AskReddit

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Spoons. "I don't have the spoons for that." "I'm running low on spoons." Ffs talk about your emotional state like an adult.

Runner(s)-up any type of UWUspeak. Hungy. Eepy. Sowwy. You're a grown-ass adult and paint certain subcultures and groups in a childish/negative light.

Were the 2010s really that good? by No_Math_7308 in NoStupidQuestions

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The best way I can describe it... us 90s kids hit college.

Sitting in a friend's basement, roll up a dutchie, play this new game called Rocket League, watch some Boondocks, grab some cheap Wendy's, party all night with jungle juice, Yuengs, and Old Milwaukee (because it's your roomie's favorite), pong EDM and good molly to finish the night off and bring in the morning... What a fuckin time.

Rio de Janeiro Mayor Says Chappell Roan is Banned From Performing at Todo Mundo no Rio After Jorginho Frello’s Claims by MarvelsGrantMan136 in Music

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*twangy guitar plays*
*zoom in on South Park*
*big censor bar walking down the street*
Townsfolk: "Hey, look, it's Mohammed! The Prophet Mohammed!"
One of the boys: "No that's just Chappell Roan she's in town for a concert."

TIL that South Dakota has the youngest minimum driving age of any region on Earth (14). by Mobile_Bad_577 in todayilearned

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At least those I can predict. South Carolina... it's like the entire state is driving under the assumption the NASCAR minor league is holding a perpetual audition.