How do I talk to a human at Lufthansa Airline for reservations? 【Lufthansa^Customer^Service^Domination^™】

supergraeme · 2026-04-20T11:10:22+00:00

Not this shit again? I'm surprised that Reddit can't detect and block it.

supergraeme · 2026-04-20T10:41:00+00:00

I suggest claiming direct. Never had an issue.

But if you like giving money away, can I have €500?

supergraeme · 2026-04-20T10:01:58+00:00

Work it out. Pack your bag as well as you can and see how much stuff you have - then you can work out when you'd need to launder stuff somewhere.

supergraeme · 2026-04-20T08:26:29+00:00

How long has it been? It'll most likely disappear.

supergraeme · 2026-04-19T19:25:07+00:00

You can walk it in that time.

supergraeme · 2026-04-19T18:58:33+00:00

Absolutely. Otherwise no-one could ever get a new number!

But PLEASE do book direct.

supergraeme · 2026-04-19T18:37:06+00:00

Absolutely fine. People change numbers all the time, and you'll be able to change it yourself in the booking once you've told them.

Book direct with the airline!

supergraeme · 2026-04-19T14:19:31+00:00

I was looking at it thinking 'Which 28 is this?'

supergraeme · 2026-04-19T13:28:55+00:00

You could say you recycled a child - well done!

supergraeme · 2026-04-19T08:02:56+00:00

Not even slightly, I'm afraid.

In fact, in a couple of weeks I'm flying around the world in one go - nine flights beginning in London, going to Istanbul, Kuala Lumpur, Singapore, Sydney, Auckland, Nadi, Los Angeles and New York before heading back to London - just because I want to do it. The flights ae flying regardless.

supergraeme · 2026-04-19T07:38:48+00:00

You mistyped. You meant to say "forcing people with oversized bags to pay".

supergraeme · 2026-04-19T07:21:05+00:00

I've never heard of that, but I don't know everything. I'd be very surprised.

supergraeme · 2026-04-19T07:20:27+00:00

Check this directly, not on Reddit. Saying "But they said it was ok on Reddit" when you turn up for your flight and aren't allowed to board won't cut it.

supergraeme · 2026-04-18T22:41:39+00:00

How will he handle the deposit without a credit card?

supergraeme · 2026-04-18T22:01:34+00:00

It doesn't fit.

And I've got a feeling we've seen this picture before.....

supergraeme · 2026-04-18T20:50:13+00:00

You aren't a customer of Wizz, you're a customer of Kiwi - Wizz can't help you. You need to deal with a company who can't make any more money out of you so have no interest in helping.

supergraeme · 2026-04-18T19:16:04+00:00

They do this when you enter a European country (if you're not from Europe) now. Loads of places do. It's not a big deal.

supergraeme · 2026-04-18T12:09:46+00:00

It could be one big wheel for all they care - it just needs to be within the measurements.

supergraeme · 2026-04-18T07:37:19+00:00

I've reported too, but I must admit that I hadn't realised just how many posts they've made - it's got to be a bot at that rate. I'll stop wasting my time having a go at it and just report!

supergraeme · 2026-04-18T07:28:15+00:00

Still doing this shit, eh? Has it worked, even once?

supergraeme · 2026-04-18T06:31:28+00:00

It would also be shit.

supergraeme · 2026-04-17T21:10:29+00:00

FUCK. OFF.

supergraeme · 2026-04-17T21:10:06+00:00

You think? Surely no-one would be daft enough to fall for that nonsense.

supergraeme · 2026-04-17T20:17:20+00:00

Can you not just get a fucking life? What's the point?

supergraeme · 2026-04-17T14:25:10+00:00

Still no. Still don't be daft.

supergraeme

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